You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video Mass Appeal’s former Photo Editor, current photographer, and my future husband (I love you Mr. Stephen) Stephen K. Schuster and his friend were on a CBS Spotlight shooting the inauguration. I’m sure you guys might not care about the news aspect, but if you thought the only boys to enter the Missbehave office were Keith, Mark, and Matt then get a load of this guy! I’m a Stephen groupie. Even though he always wears the same clothes and gets crooked haircuts.

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video While scrolling through the 91 messages I’d let gather in my Missbehave mail, I discovered this gorgeous manboy named Jordan Galland. Apparently he’s been collaborating with our other favorite hottie, Mark Ronson for three years and will be releasing his solo album Airbrush this April. I like his soothing sex voice. I watched his Toy Telephone YouTube video and pretended he was calling me and not a muppet and also naked but then it was really long and I got bored. You guys feeling it?

‘Member when I wrote that blog about the Campbell family who was pissed ShopRite wouldn’t write “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on their kids birthday cake? No? Well here’s a refresher. Well, due to the attention that friggin’ cake shook up, the Division of Youth and Family Services removed 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell from their Racist-ass New Jersey parents. Just goes to show, racism doesn’t pay!

How cute is Nightshifters‘ Jubilee? Grab her exclusive Pre Party Jams for free here! She also gave our girls Nina Sky some shine by featuring one of their songs!

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video This is either the BEST song I’ve ever heard…or the worst. Regardless, I fucking love it. Especially the line, “shush girl, shush your lips and do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips”. I generally enjoy things that make you stop short and go “wtf? can we get away with that now?”. Thanks 3OH!3…I have NO idea how to say you’re name, but you guys are hilarious.

Now that I’m not in New York, many people have asked me what I miss if anything. This generally results in a long pause…some mumbling…and then a list of my favorite people. One of these people is my tattoo artist, Myles Karr who makes really pretty art sometimes. Sometimes it gets made into awesome ipod/laptop covers on Ding Life. To check his tattoos, go here! Who’s your favorite tatoo artist?

Let me be the first to endorse M.A.C.’s new Dame Edna makeup, I bought the pale matte mauve “Gladiola” lipstick and I’m totally loving it. It reminds me of that zinc oxide stuff surfers and skiers put on their noses in the 80s. It reminds me of the 80s in general actually. So far, I’ve only been able to pull it off with fluorescent and black. Who else is psyched to look like a drag queen?

I’ve spent the past two days at the Mall of America…it was intense. The best parts about it are Nordstrom and Nordstrom Rack. I also got awesome sale stuff at J.Crew now that I’m preppy. I don’t tend to shop outside of thrift stores though…except for my daily sample sale emails from Gilt Group which are AMAZING. I got a way thrifty Marc Jacobs dress for Xmas from the site and the sales are all amazing indie/high fashion designers. I think it’s invite only, but link here and you’re set! Forget about Macy’s and shop on the internets!

…like 3 weeks ago. But I forgot to mention is ’cause I was too busy celebrating (re:recovering from alcohol poisoning) jk. I think we’re probably the first team to ever make a pyramid but that’s just how cool we are. My best friend Alex blogs/runs Santa Fe’s quiz night. He also reads the Missbehave blog regularly to see if I mention him. We won a $30 gift certificate to the bar and really ugly Bacardi visors. Who wears visors? Anyway, if there’s a quiz night near you, you should go because as soon as you graduate from school, you start