Who my mom thinks I should marry…
October 8th, 2008 by Olivia
My mom is the cutest/most awesomest person I know. I don’t have any secrets from her, I told her when I was 21 that I’d never had an orgasm, I told her when my ex boyfriend demanded daily blowjobs, and I told her that I am not sleeping with guys anymore unless I actually fall in love (it’s been about a month so far…a month of awesome). She approves but wants me to get back on the dating game so she can buy stuff for her unborn grandchildren. Today, she decided I should marry this guy and sent me the email below! Who does YOUR mom think you should marry?
Just saw my dream son-in-law on Comedy Central…Hey darling, Just watched a comedian name Mike Birbiglio on Comedy Central and though he was a bit dweeby looking, he was so wonderfully funny—I thought, gee, I wish Liv would marry him and I could have him as my son-in-law and he would make me laugh all the time (and her too) and lord knows we could use some laughs, huh? Anyway, check it out if you can find his routine which I think was called “What I shouldn’t have said” or something to that effect. I thought he was pretty amusing. Hope today and the rest of the week goes better for you. I love you, darling, Momma
i thought that was dawson from the creek
my mom doesn’t care as long as he’s filipino. hah. sorry ma.
i think that comedian once did a standup thing based around his childhood drawings. they were cute.
so i should maybe marry him?
yea, why not. but can u retire on a comedy 401k?
i saw him when he came to town here in houston. he was hilarious and did not say one single vulgar thing… i thought he was mega cute from afar until i met him back stage and saw that he wasnt nearly as cute as he waas from afar.
i saw him when i was living in st. louis and had a very nice time. very amusing indeed. i say go for it, why not. he’d make a good life buddy i bet.
omg, marry him. he’s so funny, i saw him open for john stewart once, and it was a pleasant surprise. however, he isn’t cute at all, but funny is better to me anyway.
This looks like someone Lesley might know. I would post a photo of the guy my mom wanted me to marry, but it might piss off his wife. If you want to see it, you can just email me and ask.
I thought you were marrying Clark Duke Olivia. I’m with your mom though. This one is cuter.
My mom just want me to marry someone. Whoever. She’s not picky.
Yeah, I’m already preggers with Clark Duke’s theoretical love child…might as well stick with him. Plus, he’s in town in like, two days! Woohoo! Sorry Mike, I’m already in love!
so longs as he’s good to me i don’t think she minds…although i do believe she’d like him to a: be of the chocolate variety and b: not be a woman…shhe secretly thinks i’m a mo
Olivia and Clark really are in love!
So I guess that means the vow of chastity until tho true love comes end in 2 days….
I saw his comedy central special yesterday too. he was pretty funny…….and adorable.
DO IT. MARRIAGE.
My mom wants me to marry the FreeCreditReport.com guy!