Strong Medicine Is Still Awesome

Strong Medicine was pretty much the shit back in the day. In high school, it was always the same schedule…come home, get a Swiss Cake Roll, neglect my homework, watch Strong Medicine. There was not only sex and rape but also hot nurses, weed, free clinics, and a chick that got became a virgin all over again.

Pretty much this show kicked ass. Plus they said words that I would giggle at like hymen, penis, and prostate. So I sort of forgot about this show circa ‘06 when it stopped coming on but then my apt got fancy cable and now I can watch it every day on the Lifetime Real Women network!

Someone please tell me they remember Strong Medicine and then let’s chat about how uber amazing it was.

The most amazingest invention

Ok it’s retarded, but that’s irrelevant. What is relevant is that I have discussed drilling a hole in my Blackberry on several occasions so i could put it on a chain and wear it around my neck. Unfortunately, my brilliant idea was shot down by skeptics concerned with the safety in drilling a hole through an electronic device, having a hole in an electronic device, breaking said electronic device, and drilling in general. But I keep hoping with each newer Blackberry…one will be a necklace.

But alas no. Not even the girly pink one.

Donkey Hookers

If you live in Allegheny County and are turning tricks, you are most likely voting for Obama. Apparently some “reporter” looked into into the County’s  records and looked at 675 convicted sex-workers registration cards and figured out they were Democrats. Because, uh, it’s news that people who fuck for a living aren’t into the Christian Right?

More after the break…

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Let’s help a dude out

I have the wrong set of…genitalia to truly be a fan of your magazine/blog, but can i still solicit you for advice? my BFF is shit, and she just tells me to date, date, date, but everytime i try i find the most un-interesting girls. It seems i’m kinda ill-adjusted socially and sadly, i think, i’m becoming comfortable in my social-isolate existence…

p.s: maybe i’m just drunk…. i’m just way too unconfident and shy do to anything…

Ask Sarah Morrison

I receive Ask Missbehave type emails. Considering I am not known for my decision making abilities, I will leave this one to you guys.

I need to get out of this god forsaken city. I’ve lived in San Diego my whole life and while the palm trees and ocean views are nice, it’s not like I get to lounge on a beach chair and enjoy it everyday. I’ve traveled quite a bit and have bids on Seattle or Austin, where the kids don’t immediately slip on flip flops anytime they go somewhere.  Anyways I’m seeking your advice as a jaded youngster who is not ready to throw in the towel quite yet.
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Party dresses make me want to party

I love me some party dresses. Sure I have no where to wear one too. But maybe you do. These are some prom, birthday party, ex boyfriend’s weddings, your cats funeral type dresses. This girl is on point. Love em.

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Viva La Vegas

First off sorry for not blogging much this week. I’ve been sick and had family in town…I also got some super amazing news….

I’m going to Vegas to take pictures in January! It’s basically my dream gig and I’ve never been to Vegas!

According to my british mother Vegas is “everything Europeans love and hate about America all in one place.” And that is why she is planning on going there for her 25th wedding anviersery. I probably won’t see much of Vegas on this trip as most it will be spent inside my hotel room shooting but I’m still psyched.

Hopefully I will have some time to look for my future wedding chapel since I’m all about getting hitched in Vegas.

Everyone share your vegas stories. Did you accidently get married to a midget? Did you make millons and lose it all in the great state of Nevada?

Do you hate your baby?

Gwen Stefani had her baby. She named it Zuma Nesta Rock because her baby is obviously super weird and she hates it. Amy Poehler named her awesome baby Archie because her baby is amazing and she loves it alot.

It’s weird when people hate their babies.