The cat whisperer
September 1st, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
It started on an afternoon, like any other afternoon. I was watching Lifetime movies. Kitty was lying on my belly being cute and kitty-like. She was sleepy and I was too. Then BOOM Spat KAPOW. Kitty jumps backwards into the air; totally spazzing out. I sit up and observe Kitty looking around startled and confused. She is frozen. Then she begins to move slowly. She puts her paw out reluctantly, like to touch something. But, nothing is there. She does it again, and jumps back. She keeps putting her paw out, touching nothing. Each time she jumps back in shock.
I observed in amazement.
Since then, she does it daily. She walks slowly towards a mysterious spot in the floor or place on the bed. She puts her lil psychic kitty paw out to touch whatever it is. She jumps like she just stuck her kitty paw in an electrical outlet. But, less actually like that and more like a super powered feline aminal.
I wish kitty talked. I wonder if she could tell me and Olivia the future. Or get us a reality TV show? Or maybe a book deal?
Thoughts?
Is kitty the cat whisperer?
Oh my old cat used to do this too! Sometimes she walked backwards too, which was kind of creepy to watch in an Exorcist kind of way. I think Weetzie Bat might see dead people.
olivia thinks she is going blind or getting old. erika i knew youd feel me. weetzie bat is gonna get us a bravo show.
Oooh! I’m gonna have to get cable again to watch this! She’s probably getting old and gaining ancient magical kitty powers. That allow her to see the future. She can probably also give you the lottery numbers.
if kitty wins us the lottery…i get a third for discovering her abilities, olivia a third for being her mom, and the last third is yours for being our internet friend.
lets win big erika!
I dunno about this but that’s awesome and sounds like my weird spaz-kitty, Cassanova. He’s the cutest love whore that ever whored and when my sister gets him riled up and he won’t stop lunging at her with claws out, I pick him up, whisper to him, put him down and he just walks away all calm-like. My sister calls me “The Cat Whisperer” and begs me to “whisper him”. I have the powah!
Kitty needs a fourth of the winnings too, she has an expensive catnip problem!
hmmm…catnip problem…maybe she has just fried her little kitty brains on the feline version of acid. kitty may be having flashbacks. scary, but oh soooo real. lol
but for real, my cats do the same thing. they’ll be in a dead sleep, pop up for no reason, and stare at a spot on the wall. then try to go back to sleep, then wake up again and stare at the same spot on the wall. creepy.
Weetzie Bat was once exposed for her catnip problem: that probably has something to do with it.
If not, you have ghosts. Animals are known to pick up and creepy spirits with their senses
have you seen this blog? http://goteam.blog36.fc2.com/
i dont understand shit, but the pictures are just adorable.