Weetzie is a pothead slut
August 7th, 2008 by Olivia
Apparently, catnip is supposed to get kitties stoned for about 1-3 minutes. Weetzie Bat has been tearing apart my apartment in search of the herb. This is her getting through her 3rd bag of the day in my sink. We tried reasoning with her, “Weetzie, you’ve become a pothead slut, you need to take control of yourself”. No results. I think it’s intervention kitty time. Weetzie, you are addicted to catnip and you’re ruining your life. When she returns from 8 weeks in kitty rehab, she should be back to her old tricks, right?
ha. my cats love catnip except for one. chainsaw my male cat freaks out and walks all low to the ground and generally goes and hides and shakes when you give it to him. the other two are drug whores its like cocaine for cats! quick send your cat to rehab before it makes a youtube video with talking baby mice like amy whinehouse.
i think there is a good niche market for lol-rehab-cat
she ripped the bag open like a savage.
YOU NAMED YOUR CAT WEETZIE BAT!!!
Ha, yeah Weetzie Bat’s a little terror. Cept she’s been sleeping on her catnip scratching board for 2 days…I guess she’s too stoned to be bothered?
consider yourself lucky! my cat is an actual pot head. i have to hide my weed from her or keep it in claw/teeth impenetrable packages. one time she ate an entire G!!!
whenever i am smoking she will crawl in my lap and just immerse herself in smoke….so weird…so fucking weirddd
i know a chick who once smoked catnip
she didnt get too fucked up but still high
haha. That’s awesome. Pothead animals are super. Once, my friends got my hedgehog Commander Corriander stoned…it was pretty cute.
this is truly why i love missbehave. posts like these are why i love this mag.
once i had a bunny named herbert. he was great. and he loved getting hi. he would munch munch munch his little carrots and then pass out in the haystack for about 3 hours.
i need a new bunny. stat. if u have one that u want to give me–>ill pay you. and you can make visits. i promise.
My cat Deniro (no longer with us…hit by a London cabbie *sniff*) would go absolutely MENTAL on it. First he acted like he was drunk, and than 5 min later he was shredding the TP and running around the flat like Speedy Gonzales. He would go “meow” with a weird look, and then run around and try to climb the walls, doors (success there), ME, it was crazy. I had to hide it in glass jars because if he got a sniff of it, I would find the kitchen torn apart. Then he’s go outside and start some shit with the other cats in the hood, and try and get some from the slut du jour. Man, I loved that cat!
hahaha @ above story.
my cat does that sober.