Unattractive dudes you want to do?
August 25th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I was 12. I heard Prince. He sang to me. He oozed this sex-appeal, I absorbed it titty-less. I danced around alone in my bedroom to everything Prince, kissing photos of his royalty. He was “sex” and i had no idea what sex was. I got prettier, boobier, and a little more charming. Boys called. But, all i wanted was Prince. We kissed. I thought about Prince. They left. I thought about Prince.
I still do.
And a lil Lil Wayne?
You guys?
we already discussed ludacris, right? how about some axl rose (pre-looking like a bloated loser days), and steven tyler, anyday.
i think luda is cute tho
That guy Henry from Ugly Betty, unless he is classified as cute. If so, probably Ed Westwick from Gossip Girl, and he (to me) is an unattractive motherfucker.
hes hottt erika. not hawt ones.
Ed Westwick is hot? Then I tap out of this poll.
yes erika dude have you seen him! erika is fired.
jay-z.
i win!
Lil’ Wayne could definitely get it!
this is pretty sick. i think kevin james is cute. :X
gold eagle, I’d motorboat Kevin James. He pole-dances like and angel.
omgg i was soo in love with prince too! i’ve
watched purple rain probably 5 times.
oh & i think lil wayne is naasttyy until i saw
this…
it made me very curious about how he was in bed
for some reason
oh wait the link didnt show upp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jKdM_h29gU
that’s what i saw that made me curious haha
it’s a good watch for those who love lil w.
my little bro’s idol used to be Prince. he used to give concerts in his bedroom and choreograph his own prince dances. now that he’s 13, he claims he doesn’t like him and “that’s so 80s.”
yeah luda is pretty hot. and i think axl and steven are hot also but most people dont. i guess im really no good at this poll either.
im 14 now and I totally think prince is hot,
my friends say thats weird but he has sex appeal
but lil wayne is ewww i would even think about touching him
lil wayne for shure. i’ve always had a thing for him, as buttugly as he can be.
he was crazy hot in the Soldier video. Along with all those other guys… just ffw to 1:34. hooooootnesssss…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPbBnh_zalo
now that i’m re-watching this, just how short IS lil wayne? them girls look 2′ taller than him hehe
it just took me 10 minutes to remember his name
but…i’d let jeffrey ross beat. i dont know why
but i just like that.
in addition, i’d give it to benicio del toro but i
think he might be kinda hot.
omg amyfisher that’s the video that made me start thinking lil wayne was hot too…..it’s that line “Now everytime she hear my name, she salute!” that got me hooked….
Prince is hot as fuck….he’s almost too pretty to be that hot….but far from unattractive…..
but my number one technically unattractive but seriously fuckable dude would have to be Busta…..gawd!….maybe even more so since he cut his locs off….sigh….oooh and on that note big boi of outkast can get it too…
Steve from Sex & the City, Miranda’s beau.
I’d totally do the nasty with him, with the lights on.
I’m gonna go ahead and admit that I’m wayyyy shallow
I don’t think I would want to do anyone I find unattractive
no way jose conseco
OMG. Yes. Weezy Wee. Also, Jigga. He’s got killa swagger.
Most of the guys listed are cute though. My pick is James Gandolfini…ewww.
oh lil wayne, *sigh*. yeah that video is awesome, there should be porn that stars men with that kind of swagger and style. lil wayne’s voice is friggin amazing too.
jay of jay and silent bob. dont judge, at least its not silent bob mmmmk?
why does Holmes On Homes seem sexy? it might be the overalls, big arms and bald head… he looks like the type that could plow you and replaster your ceiling at the same time haha
ari from entourage…and the rest of the cast lmaaaooooo
there is not a DAMN thang attractive abt lil wayne not even when i am drunk off my arse and my inhibitions have been trashed.
no. no. no.
man oh man, Jay can most def get it! lol.
I’ve said it once, but I’ll say it a thousand times.
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i would choose…bob saget…from full house..
the 2008 bob saget though, not the 90s bob saget.
its wierd isn’t it?
lol
omG evf i totttttaaally agree…and its soo eww! i saw him on the comedy central roast and i was like oh damn, danny tanner’s lookin kinda hot! especially when he curses!!! lmaoo and i always obsessed over uncle jesse forget about it!
I just like pretty guys because I can’t help to be shallow like that…
In other news, the dude that plays Don in Mad Men= major female boner. That is all. Thx.
The Game.
Fin.
Tracy Morgan. As long as he did not do Brian Fellows in the bedchamber.
oh lil weezy wee has been on my “to do” list for.. let’s just say the past almost decade or so.
I agree, Jay-Z. The end.
guys… guys.
Frank Zappa.
i’ve had a thing for him since i was 6.
i’m 17 now.
oh and The Game and Luda and Hillel Slovak (is he considered hot?) and Adrien Brody FOR SURE (is he hot too?)
yum yummmm.
haha this is so funny cuz me and my boyfriend had this game we made up..would you suck on wayne’s lollipop for $1000? No like a real lollipop, sticky candy on a stick that he just slobbered all over lol. My guess is that he’s a dope smokin, tramp eatin icky mouth so…
50 CENT!!!
on the real how hot would it be to play connect to dots with his bullet hole scars…with your tongue??
Seth Macfarlane and Mark Ruffalo.
As for the first I can’t believe he’s going out withe Eliza Dushku, all my dreams have been shattered.
Pauly Shore. And David Krumholtz’s character in Adams Family Values.
that guy who played christopher in “the sopranos.” and daniel day lewis, even though he can pass as hot?
is it me or are the blog posts worse this week?
i love this blog and i am worried
@nessa: wait, seth macfarlane is a gorgeous piece of man!he’s considered ugly? then i tap right back into this poll!
This is like the most comments ever posted! The blogs are probably slow this week cause we’re getting re-situated at the office! Anyway, I love ugly guys…I like Steve Buscemi for some reason…
I loved Steve Buscemi in Ghost World! Creepy…but in a good way!
Lol I have to admit it, I would go for Lil Wayne
he’s strangly attractive haha
T.I is SO fine though
Joaquin Phoenix!!!!!
How could I forget…
sacha baron cohen, russel peters, chris rock, charlie murphy. comedians!
@ personaldecay: yes! sacha baron cohen is all kinds of doable.
David Wain for reasons I can’t explain.
Lil Wayne is like a demigod at my school.
MATT DILLION FROM THE OUTSIDERS!!!!
—Too sexy
@erika: I swear everytime I tell someone that I think he’s hot, they look at me like I’ve finally lost it.
Even watching him do his Peter voice on the extras of Family Guy makes me feel funny….
Don from mad men is royally hot, but he dressed like a douche in real life.
wait! I thought we were talking about unattractive men?
Luda, T.I, Seth Rogan…why they even on the list? They’re hot!
…or am I just super weird?
yuh lil weezy is an ugly-ass mo-fo but i would do ANYTHING for him. fer real.
not on my fuckin worst day would i bone weezy. hes mostly responsible for the fall of hip hop and hes a fuckin loser junkie.
i’d fuck the life out of seth mcfarlane.
i agree with dsy
on the weezy.
n yes yes Joaquin Phoenix is hot!
oh yea n if ur into west coast hiphop or u know who murs is I WOULD TOTTALY DO HIM
Yo Jenny g… That made me wonder 2… But I’m wit personaldecay… that flick would be so sick!! It should have Shawty Lo in it 2…Oh yea and GunPlay for The Runners (the guy wit the wacky dreads in all Rick Ross and Khaled video…) Hot Damn….
I find Joaquin Phoenix a little creepy. Maybe it was due to Galdiator when he wanted to bang his sister, but either way its still no.
Wayne…maybe if I did not think he was STD infested and Luda is too short.
One ugly dude I would, Prince. He is just too smooth and something about his voice is just sexy.
Why are Luda, T. I., and Prince EVEN being mentioned? Insanity!!
Anyhoo, Damien “Jr. Gong” Marley, Elephant Man, Busta, Jay-Z, Pitbull, and FloRida. Yeps! ^_^.
Uhm anyone Chance from “I Love New York?” anyone??