Since we are talking Birthdays
August 22nd, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Kid Sister and her epic b-day cake, pictured above.
I would like to discuss cakes a little. Not just because I love cake. But because that’s the one thing I always leave up to someone else each year. Someone from Cinespace or Melissa usually goes and buys me one of those cheap cakes from Ralph’s. Then someone writes my name on it. Then I act surprised I even have a cake. people sing blah blah boring. I think cakes aren’t getting the attention they deserve, in the birthday planning experience. Cakes are the new DJ. Djs are the new streamers. I want to be the new Kid Sister. You get the point.
that cake is fucking amazing.
that cake is fire. holy shit im biting it and making it for my mans birthday. wish i woulda seen this post last week…. i made two cakes this week for friends birthdays.
i love the dripping cheese icing….cake is one thing i leave the house for
even more epic is kid sister’s divine-like eyebrow waxing. that is no threat, that’s a wax. drag queen to the max. my BFF and i are obsessed with penis cakes, you know, the kind people make for bachelorette parties. what is the motivation? why must it be so obtuse? what satisfaction does it give, eating a gigant dick, when hypothetically you’re going to be able to give dome til death do you part? is there some greek-mythical psyche glitch that gives pre-brides satisfaction in eating dick cake? etc. luckily there are millions of penis cakes on google image so we have been emailing each other a photo a day for like two months.
when i was 5 my mom got me THE BEST cake EVER!!!!!!!!!!
It was a Rainbow Brite ice cream cake….and she was black!!! This was a HUGE deal…they guy at the icr cream shop told my mom he couldn’t change the color of the character and my mom told him “I’m paying you. You’re gonna try!” He again said he wouldn’t that RB was white and that was that…so my mom said “I’m paying you, you’re gonna do what I want or we walk.”
I got my cake!
For my 22nd bday my mom got me a Strawberry Shortcake character cake…she too was of the chocolate persuasion!!