Is My Brother Cooler Than Me?
August 28th, 2008 by Olivia
I have an older brother named Logan. I was always considered to be the cool one in the family, for obvious reasons. But it seems he might be catching up with me? Which sucks. He got invited to P. Diddy’s White Party…I got invited to a Social Life magazine party hosted by one of the real housewives of new york (which i would totally go to if I were in the Hamptons). My brother used to wear sweat pants with elastic bottoms…now he orders custom suits. I’m still wearing clothes I bought in high school. I know hanging out with famous people makes you cooler, but does money automatically make people cooler? Maybe it enables them to be as cool as they can be? I don’t think I’d dress much differently if I had money though…so how do I get invited to the White Party? Why aren’t I cool? Are you guys cooler than me too? Maybe my invite got lost in the mail? Is everyone going but me and Sarah?
Yeah, money does make people better because they can buy their popularity…like my friend who everyone used to like more than me because she could afford to go to nice restaurants and buy expensive clothes and also never disagreed with anyone…oh sorry, personal ishes…but I was still cooler….you can buy Diddy’s love, but you can’t buy cool. So you guys are automatically infinitely more awesome. Plus you have boobs. Boobs make us better.
Logan cooler than you? Never! Who cares about P diddy anyways! Money can’t make you cool. And you have the most expensive and MOST clothes of any of my or our friends for that matter. Except maybe AJ (just a guess). So you’re not getting my pity.
OMG look at you as a little munchkin. Cute!
Ok let’s be serious,why would you want to go? He seriously kicks people out for wearing anything that is not pure white, and I mean not any shade of white. We talking snow white bitches! LMFAO I have a friend that works for his label and she confirmed this last year when she went. She said the same thing for the black party too.
Also what does your brother do for a living? I’d think Diddy would invite only people he needs to impress or people he wants to use for something. He is very meticulous. Not down playing your brother, cause he must be somebody to be invited, but just know there has to be some alterior motive.
Bitch you still cool, but now your brother is too, lol.
is p.diddy actually cool?