Ask Sarah Morrison
August 8th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I receive a good deal of sort of Ask Missbehave type emails. They tend to be like next level Ask Missbehave’s, a lot of them leave me speechless and without a clue how to respond. Here is this weeks, maybe you guys can assist!
Love the blog. I’m a recent convert. Found it the other day and read it for about three solid hours.
Anyway, I wanted to run something past you. I’d really appreciate a Missbehave ladies’ consensus on this if you’d be so good as to oblige… Is it wrong that I would totally let Heath Ledger’s Joker character ruin me? I mean, Heath’s never really done anything for me before - not even when he was crossing swords with Jake in Brokeback, but I have seen The Dark Knight twice now and am surrendered to the fact that I have a massive crush on The Joker.
That’s weird right? Should I seek therapy? I thought maybe it was to do with the affirmatively heterosexual devil-may-care attitude to pan-stick make-up, or the bespoke tailoring, but I was talking to my best friend about it and I thought she summed it up perfectly when she said, “Are you kidding? It would be the best sex you’ve ever had in your life”.
She may be right, but that still makes it wrong, no?
I know I’m not alone on this one girls!
Ok, Who is the author of this letter? You sound like you need to write for us. Hit me up Samantha@missbehavemag.com
How would this work exactly? Cause heath’s dead, baby. Heath’s dead.
Oh my, this sounds very up my proverbial alley circa last summer. OF COURSE the Joker (and DooDoo dear, don’t harp on the necro aspect of this because clearly you have to be a bit “touched” to have this problem) is hot. It’s the MAYHEM that’s so attractive. I mean, his whole schtick in the flick is that he has no END no goals and he’s just wanton destruction guy. That guy ALWAYS lays exquisite pipe. He’ll be completely merciless, treat you like shit, randomly have circus GIRTH and IGNORE your safe word. The last one’s not cool but the rest of it is awesome. Swoon. Agreed. HE COULD totes get it. AND he has dirty hair but I bet up close it smells strangely comforting. Like almonds.
i’d hit it for sure.
Is it wrong?
Hells no. Get in line.
i 100% approve of this fantasy/crush thing…somewhat jealous that i didnt have it first…yes first because now that i think about it i believe i too have a crush on the joker…he would be ruthless…tossing, throwing, choking, hair pulling, grunting…ahhhh new material
that tongue flicking thing freaks me out. i get it though. just not my thing haha
i got you girl!! i mean heath got to me when he was all brokebacked out bein all rough and manly like and now after seeing him all weird and crazy….i’m sorry i don’t think i can finish this sentence! haha
high five i get it!
CO- SIGN!
Mary is sooo right on this one… can you imagine what he beds like?
@ tideturns - hmm the tongue flickin bothered me a bit at first, but then I just turned it around thinkin he’d prob do that if was talking real dirty to me pre or post boink.
i haven’t seen the movie, but i would let even heath’s corpse do me right about now. I haven’t had sex since may8th and i think i’m gonna destroy whoever i lay next.
I’m in the exact position. All I can say is that I don’t wanna be right
this email is awesome. that’s all, that’s the end of it.
Darling. You are NOT alone. I too have a crush on the Joker, spesh after I saw Jack Nicholson’s version in the first one. But Heath’s version sealed the deal. I have a propensity to get crushes on psychos. Not in real life, so much as the ones onscreen.
My favorite? John Malkovitch in “ConAir”. OMG. I think it’s the danger, combined with the “fuck everyone” attitude, and squared nicely with a heavy dose of intelligence and ribald humour.
That’s why I like them anyway. The “freaks and psychos” are actually on my level of appreciation for the dark side of life and yet can see bullshit everywhere and call it out.
Best “Ask Missbehave” so far!
Okay, so in the past 5 minutes since I posted last my mind has been going insane with fantasies that keep compound on each other.
So what if he were to put face paint on you all haphazardlike and then you mouthed off a little, a little dirty talk, telling him he’s not doing it right. Then he slaps you a little. And then you punch him in the face and his nose starts bleeding a little and his eyes go wild and he grabs you and cuts your clothes off with one of his knives and then you start having like WIL ANIMAL SEX EVERYWHERE, spesh if there was a blacony and he dangled you over the railing a bit while pounding away.
Kill me now.
I wonder if my next boyfriend would dress as the Joker for me … hmmmm…dammit, I MUST fulfill this fantasy, else my super-imaginative brain will kill me.
1uhBz
yep. i feel the same.
i fell the same also….the joker was amazing in the movie every part he made me laugh and then be a little frightened…and ditto on the sex part i would totally like to find out
Yeah samesies. It’s not Heath I’m after. It’s the joker. You’re not crazy or weird. It seems the Missbehave reading/writing consensus agrees and we know best about everything. No seriously, Everything.
Oh PLEASE tell me you guys know about Harley Quinn! If you don’t… wow. Harley Quinn is basically the Joker’s number one fan. She’s lucky, she’s probably the one lady who did get to do him. But yes, he was abusive, and left him eventually for Poison Ivy, which is still pretty awesome.
I loves me some Harley Quinn. Seriously.
but its not just any joker its the heath ledger joker
the way he is so insane and everything
not the jack nickolson joker or any other one
and then he can tell me stories about how he got his scars.
@Lolita Hazed: TOTALLY! I have been a BIG fan of Batman since I was little, it’s been like Star Wars for me. Harley is one bomb chick, so jealouz of her. But not because she’s awesome.
If I have a new guy by Hallowe’en we’re going as Joker and Harley. YESSSSS!
id hit it