ASK MISSBEHAVE
August 20th, 2008 by admin
Hey Missbehave, I don’t know if I should slap a ho or let it ride. Lately I have been bringing my friend around a new crowd of people and everytime we all hang out, she comes dressed as a whore. I mean, if the outfit was about 25% skank, then I wouldn’t worry. But she comes looking like, “I just got off my 9-12 shift at the titty bar off of highway exit 9 and didn’t have time to change.” The problem is, she somehow managed a way to attract the guy I was feeling. I didn’t tell her I liked him but she knew he and I were close. As soon as she walked in that party with her ass cheeks literally out, the dudes went bananas. I’m not trying to sound like a jealous bitch, but wow. Is this a call telling me that I should change my attire or do I stop bringing her around my friends?
tell your friend to put some clothes on.
modesty is key, yo.
Um. No. Never that. There is no need to go to whoreville. Well sometimes. It’s okay to dress sexy, not whoreish.
Keep it classy. Chances are all the dudes went ape shit over her ‘fits cause she didn’t leave any room for the imagination. She put it out there & most of the time when you dress like a whore, you get treated like one. Just sit back & wait to hear about when she gets donkey punched.
no no no. Do not resort to dressing like a whore to get le boys to notice you.. From my experience (and most of my good friends are guys) the guys go ‘bananas’ because they think that she will be an easy place to put their bananas for one night and then forget about it.
Honestly, i wouldn’t bring her around anymore. In my opinion having a bunch of (or even one) bitches like that around sets a mood that I am not down with. Namely whoring.
Don’t whore it up. You need to dress like a Puritan or someone Amish but whisper in his ear that he may touch your va-jay-jay.
uh oh, I might’ve just gotten myself a little moist.
Yeah, I feel this way about Sarah sometimes, she wears bikini tops and short shorts everywhere we go. Fortunately, all my New York friends are girls or fat and we so rarely leave the house that it’s kind of a non issue. If you actually like the girl, tell her to stop being such a ho, if you don’t like her, ditch her! No one likes their posse to be catching the wrong kind of attention or stealing their mans!
slice the ho!
i say u save her for when ur around ur sluttier friends
Hahaha donkey punch!
Be yourself, and don’t change. If he goes for her…he’s a dog, and you don’t want him anyway. Stop taking her around with you, if you’re not into what she’s doing and not like her in any way - conflicting messages are being sent here.