ASK MISSBEHAVE
August 6th, 2008 by admin
so missbehave, we are theoretically about to get down with a new dude for the first time. it is completely unplanned…do we tell him we are on our period?…or…?
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so, i don’t know if you’re on birth control or not, but i’m on yaz and my periods are significantly shorter and lighter (goodbye to you, super tampon!) i am an advertisement, lolz.
anyway, my ex boyf used to think periods were the grossest things in the world but we were on the beach once being cuddly bearz and he really wanted to do it so we he basically like sucked it up and we got to it and afterward he was like inspecting his weiner with his cell phone in the dark to see if there was blood on it and there WASNT.
so from that day forward i just never told him i had my period because he didn’t keep track and we’d do it and he never had blood on his dick. seriously…i checked everytime…silently…like a phantom.
so i’m gonna say that unless you’re bleeding like someone took a chainsaw to your vage, go for it.
also, you’re more sensitive down there during your period so sex is awesommeeeeeee.
g’luck!
like nike just do it
Sex on the rag is like using red lube.
It’s just extra wet and it has a slight tint to it. No biggie! And trust, they dont give a fuck.
tell him first. some guys like it some dont. i dont mind doing it on my rag.
Yeah tell him! I told my bf when we had sex for the first time and believe me, once the clothes are off, they are way too horny to give a shit.
please tell him.
those kind of surprises are not cool, nor fun.
& I’m never horny while on my period.
but my libido is pretty savage a day or two before it starts.
guess I’m the only one.
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Why the fuck not. Dudes get over on girls on the regs….big deal. Human nature and shit. Let um have it if the moments right. If ur feeling it and the momentum is super craze …go buck wild. Animal Style. Some down, some against….real niggaz do real things. who fucking cares!!!! Oh Im drunk
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Hells NO. OMG, it’s just blood, clots & cramps. An orgasm during sex will shorten your period.
Just get it on. Life is too short to miss out on a super fuck fest. Period or no period.
Ugh my mans is weird, like he will not be down
to fug on the rag but he’ll be down to go and eat me out (as long as i have a tampon in) does that even make sense?! Idk but around here if i ask my dude friends about periods they freak out. But thats because they are mad immature.
yeah, so i agrees with Samantha, real niggaz do in fact do real shit- TESTIMONIAL: me dated a man who would just just about beg to get at my bloody rug bro! and he did a wonderful job, and i always enjoyed meself- AND on top of that, how about i always cramp free and happy! so take that. the moral of this story is, find yourself a real muhfucka who doesn’t cry at the sight of blood- and get it on Lady!
P.S. or do it in the shower- feels nice!!!
Im sad. I dont have periods. Havent had one since i was like 17. Im 21 now
Just tell him but tell him like 2 seconds before you are about to do it. That way he’ll be so horny he’ll have no choice but to deal with it and do it.
Word up Samantha’s right real niggas do real things, if he wants it bad enough nothing will stop him… and if your period stops him… drop that fool
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