100 Days of Outfits! Trade Show Edition: Outfit #21

Ok this is not what I wore today but 3 days ago for the first day of the Magic Trade Show. I figured better late than never. Tomorrow 100 Days will return as normal. 

Outfit#21

Date: 8/25/08

Temperature: Hot as hell

Mood:  I was going for smarty pants nerd chic. Wouldn’t you want to advertise seeing an outfit like that!

Hairstyle: Braids. 

What I was Wearing: Hellz Bellz Tee, Urban Outfitters BDG Vest, Judi Rosen Shorts, Chanel Patent Leather Vintage bag, Socks Uniqlo, Vans, Glasses Karen Walker

Learning Disability Heroine

I suck at spelling. I’m sure most of you have noticed. I constantly get called out for my hideous spelling errors. Guess what, I pretty much got all C’s in middle school. Tests concluded that it wasn’t anything serious but every once and a while I write 3’s backwards. When I would send my Grandma letter’s as a kid she would send them back with all the misspelled words circled. I know it’s a bad look and thank god for spell check. Alas, every once and a while a few words get by so my secret is revealed. I want to be a good speller but I’ve kinda embraced the I-spell-things-how-feel-like-it method. I’m the one that somehow pulled through managed to start a magazine. I thought I should be open with you guys. It was starting to get a little weird. Average learners unite and consider me a Learning Disabled Heroine. What I’m saying is I want to be the new Theo. 

These shoes

Yay or nay?

Is My Brother Cooler Than Me?

I have an older brother named Logan. I was always considered to be the cool one in the family, for obvious reasons. But it seems he might be catching up with me? Which sucks. He got invited to P. Diddy’s White Party…I got invited to a Social Life magazine party hosted by one of the real housewives of new york (which i would totally go to if I were in the Hamptons). My brother used to wear sweat pants with elastic bottoms…now he orders custom suits. I’m still wearing clothes I bought in high school. I know hanging out with famous people makes you cooler, but does money automatically make people cooler? Maybe it enables them to be as cool as they can be? I don’t think I’d dress much differently if I had money though…so how do I get invited to the White Party? Why aren’t I cool? Are you guys cooler than me too? Maybe my invite got lost in the mail? Is everyone going but me and Sarah?

I just spent hours reading a 12 year-olds blog

This is fascinating and alarming all at once. I am speechless. I really am. I have no idea what I should type next.

Weird.

I’m Baaaaaaack

Did you miss me? First off it was virtually impossible to blog from my hotel. The internet in Vegas was soooo slow (obviously to get you out of your room and into the casino). Rose, Marley and I handled biz during the day and ran around town all night. Here is a short version of what happened: Rose and I clutched each others arms on the airplane and were happy to land in one piece. Marley came through to Treasure Island toting and gigantic LV duffle bag. Got snazzy. Hung out at the Wynn. Some guy offered Marley $200,000 dollars. We ignored him. Then kinda regretted it. Back to TI. Sleep. Trade show. Talk. Smooze. Fashion. Biz. Hotel. Drink. Get ready. Sushi Samba. Make lots of Would you rather scenarios. Laugh. Karmaloop/ Crooks & Castles party. Rotating bed. Ciggies. Gamble with Jared Ryder and his homie. Lose $$$. Back to Hotel 3am. Chicken fingers and French toast. Sleep. Breakfast. Marley has issues with her egg whites. Trade show. Talk. Smooze. Fashion. Biz. Hotel. Bacardi & Cola Slushy. Worlds Largest Gift shop. Try on stupid hats. Laugh. Marley wins by putting her last 2 chips on 7 at roulette. Rejoice. I gamble. Rose and Marley go out. Return 5am. Wake up. Scratchy throat. Peppermill. All agree best restaurant ever. Trade show. Talk. Smooze. Fashion. Biz. Airport. Have to be separated from Mar Kitty. Talk to business guy on plane for 3 hours. Bond with Rose. Home 3am. Fin!

Picture version coming soon.

Eye shadow is amazing

Well, this one is at least.

Longest Most nonsensical email all week

ed note: dear boys, stop sending emails like this. they are annoying, offensive, and until you learn to spell, you are not allowed to solicit dates from women. do girls actually respond to these emails? I couldn’t even read the whole thing. what’s with the misused parentheses? why me? where have all the cowboys gone?

Hey Olivia had 2 step up 2 the mic’ ’cause on the (REAL) I VIEW U as ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. I also getta sense when U’r apart of a MAN’S DAILY FLOW HE most likely SEES U as his own PERSONAL SUNSHINE… Bet dat!! But yeah jus’ wanted 2 let U know who’s PUSHIN’-UP on U (Smile) ’cause NO DOUBT I’m ALWAYS the type of MAN who keeps thang’s REAL!! I (KNOW) alotta people don’t REALLY unda’stand jus’ what that means, but I guess after U read what’s written below U’d have a GOOD idea of my VIBE my FLOW…Have a GREAT HOLIDAY SEXXY!
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