The worst girl I have ever sort of met!
July 28th, 2008 by Sarah MorrisonRemember when Lacey and Dallas got in that “fight” on Rock of Love Season 1? It wasn’t really a fight. It was basically Lacey following Dallas around, getting in her face, saying nasty things, trying to get a reaction out of Dallas. Um in case you don’t remember I found a video where some teenage girls reenact it. You can watch that video above.
Well, that happened to me Saturday night. I was waiting to use the bathroom behind the DJ booth. I was next in line. The girl that becomes the Lacey of the story is sitting on a couch a foot away. The bathroom door opens, I am set to go in. Suddenly some drunk dude jumps at me and into the bathroom, slamming the door in my face. The almost empty drink (maybe an inch of liquid tops) in my hand was knocked onto the sitting girl’s leg. I apologized to no end. She had seen the dude knock it over. But was not having my apology, at all. She gets up and asks my name. I tell her. She then asks for a sip of the beer one of my friends had handed me in replacement of said spilled drink. I oblige. She spits in the beer. Tells me it’s time for me to leave and attempts to usher me away from all my friends and perhaps out the door. The behind the DJ booth crew is me and all my friends. None of us know her, so her strange roll as queen of area means nothing to any of us. She then picks up her phone informing me she is calling someone to come and kick me out of the party. We all keep talking, ignoring her. She drags some miserable looking dude over to me for him to kick me out. He waves awkwardly at me, due to the fact me met earlier in the night and then goes back to where he was sitting.
I am not one for fights or arguments. I ask her to leave me alone calmly and repeatedly. I retell the story about the dude knocking the drink over, patiently maybe three more times. I remind her she saw the event. She tells me she doesn’t care. It was my drink. And, I need to leave. I move to the other side of the club. She follows me. She is putting her arm around me telling my friends I spilled my drink on her. We move again, the same ensues. She finds a party photographer, I know. Beckons her over to take our photo. She announces, “Get a photo of me and this bitch before she is escorted out.” I finally lose it. I push her. She tries to push me back.I say, “Get your drunk crazy ass away from me now.” She laughs. I just pick up my bag and leave.
I am not going to say I am a nice person. But I am not mean nor do I get in fights. I do my thing when I am out, with my friends. I don’t bother anyone. Literally the whole time, all I could think of was how I was Dallas and she was that crazy Lacey girl from Rock of Love. None of the boys I was with got the reference.
After an apology from the photographer, I was given the name of the awful girl. Her name is Monica Sharp. This is her Myspace. She is number one in her own Myspace. I have no idea how one does that. I am still unclear as to the nature of her strange drunken superiority complex. But, I hope she stays very far away from me from here on out until forever!
Now let’s all send her hate-mail!
best reinactment ive ever seen.
EVERYBODY should encourage Sarah to make a video of herself imitating this girl. It’s hysterical.
yeah i just acted it out for sally. lets make a video tomorrow. sally is gonna play me.
i guess shes allowed to do that to people bc shes
a “DJ” & her so called tracks…sound like
fukn CRANK YANKERS/////SUCK IT MONICA SHARP!
Um foreals you have to be pretty disturbed to wanna
follow a bitch around and taunt her all night, WTF??
to be a dj that me rose and a buncha djs djing don’t know is kinda a bummout
HAHAHAHA I don’t ever want to see her for doing that to my boo!!
um…she’s a 27-year-old college freshman. Oh! And she’s friends with a midget drug dealer I met once. Maybe she was coked up? I hear that makes people really aggressive.
Midget drug dealer? Gawd I have the lamest friends!
“people are germs” LOL
oooooh I hate these types of girls. she is ugly. I bet her mother is a whore and her Daddy wasn’t there.
i’ve been in similar situations. there is one of two responses. you can: a) confront her by saying “if you don’t like me than punch me. come on fuckin punch me.” or b) imitate a cat and hiss at her.
either way bitch will think you’re crazy and her reaction to either of the above will be priceless.
trust.
disclaimer: you have to be prepared to take the punch if it comes to you. if that happens, she usually will get escorted out of the club/bar/house party and boys will begin to buy you lots of drinks. it’s win-win really.
“I hate bright colors”
Shit.
seems like you kept your cool. i mean a push is a push, but whatevs. she’s lucky that’s all she got.
so apparently she djs? well that’s what i’m getting while looking through her photos.
whateva, she still crazy for following you around! who does that?
what
the
fuck
IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ANYMORE?!?!?!!!
at least this time we have a tangible website of this douche bag so we can all appropriately hate on her.
not to mention home girl is a tad busted.
just bein honest
Hahahaha Remember on Married with Children when Kelly had her Public Acess show and she would rag on hoes around her way and she’d give them wiggly “Herpes fingers”, this is just like that time 100 and I love it.watching GossipGirl makes me wanna be a fucking bitch to anyone in my path, I will start with this nasty spitinmydrink chick
whatta freakin insecure mess. bring on da renactment
I don’t know any of you guys, I’m just here because I Love the mag but… You are a Missbehave girl! Why didn’t punch her right in the face? She was looking for it. Just my 2 cents.
knock a bitch out next time!
From her myspace:
“if you are a stalker please be well assured that i am WELL armed at all times.”
You are lucky she didn’t cut you….
I bet she’s wondering
why the sudden boost
of profile views mwahaha
btw
that was extra nice
of you to give her “a sip”
of your beer as compromise
I wouldve looked at her sideways for that;/
hehe…i just sent her a note on myspace. it might sound immature…but what the hell. thats the funniest
way to do it! i hope that bitch loses her hand in a sausage grinder. i usually cuss people out, but i thought she might try to get me kicked off..so here goes:
how self absorbed are you? your #1 friend on here is yourself? i guess that isnt all that unusual considering that you are the only person insane enough to enjoy your company. some guy bumps into a girl and makes her spill her drink on you and you sadistically harass her all night for something that wasnt even her fault? you look about as hollow as a bucket and the blank stare on your face in your profile picture looks a like your gene pool might have a few swimmers who would be unsafe in the deep end. sometimes i sit and wonder why we have to interact with people like you who use their spare time to make people feel inadequate for no reason. well…as soon as i clicked on your page and saw the insecurity beaming right at me from your profile, it immediately became apparent. you dont have to cut people down to make your self look good. thats not going to happen no matter what you do.
haha @ the “well armed” thing, maybe its a good thing you only pushed her and didnt punch her. although i’m guessing she’s just big-upping herself.
i like how shes all “don’t add me if you dont know me”, yet has a public profile?
This girl doesn’t have “weapons” and is not cutting bitches. She talked like a 17 year old cheerleader from so cal. She was like the least threatening girl ever. That’s why her dumb ass mean girl antics were so fucking stupid. It was like in the hallway at high school senior girl shit taunting some freshman type bullshit.
Ive gotten in many a fight. This bitch wasn’t gonna hit me. she wasn’t gonna hit anyone.
I just wanted to hang out drama free without some dumb ass ho fueled up by vodka thinking she was somebody special.
People never fuck with me. I do my thing I am nice to new people if they approach me. But man its been years since anyone has tried to fuck with me like this. I have enough drama surrouding me. I’m not getting into fights in the middle of parties over some nothingness.
I am a grown ass girl.
I love you all. Lol at the hate mail!
she looks like a tranny in half those pics!
and i wanna know if she’s gonna write back!
SCANDALOUS!!!! this is better than Gossip Girl!!!
from her profile: “unattainable party girl”
if i hear about one more bitch who does too much coke and thinks she’s holly golightly, i’ll cut them.
sarah just forget the trifling hoes. hoes are gonna trife and act like trifling little hoe-girls. its up to girls like you to be classy and grown ass women.
not only does she look 40 years old, but she also looks like a tranny. Good going on not blowing up in a ho’s face.. it just makes her look 10x more worse.
word. “unattainable party girl.” its embarrassing just to read that shit.
@jaz hahah major case of tranny face for sure.
all i can say is wowwwwwwwwwwwww…what a hot mess.. fuck her. lmao@ Ana Mocity’s hate mail. i’d love to see the response.
She posted a response to this story on her Myspace. I believe Sarah because I am on Team Morrison forever. But you should have some kind of Judge Judy/Judge Alex type ish to settle the matter once and for all. Actually just go on Jerry Springer and perhaps duke it out with Jess Fletch’s tried and true foam bat method.
oh man…team morrison shirts now.
OMGGGG!! This girl went to my highschool. She graduated a couple years before me. I totally do not recoginze her and know for sure that is not her real name. Im embarrassed she lived near my growing up.
whats up, dj monica sharp!!!! im so glad i finally heard about you since youre OBVIOUSLY the hottest, most sought after dj AROUND!!! youre so awesome, that you go to parties and start shit with bitches that are SO much hotter and SO much cooler and sadly more famous than youll ever be. but its ok because youre definitely an awesome dj, if being an awesome dj means having BUSTED UP tracks that make people wanna cut themselves. oh wait, no, you can take care of that for them since youre always “WELL-ARMED” . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA . oh and before you go and try and talk shit like a thirteen year old girl, why dont you remember that youre an nasty tranny horse faced bitch who nobody wants and your stepfather wont want to touch by the time youre thirty. THANKS!.
lol
i just sent that haha
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=141712&blogID=419129685
of course she changes the story so that it’s to her favor.
before she starts threatening to beat up bitches she should eat a sandwich so they won’t be able to break that twig in half….
SO who’s gonna make TEAM SARAH MORRISON shirts??? I want in, someone should make “Down with Monica Sharp” tees tooo
She is clearly a psycho bitch with majorly busted tranny face.
She must be lulzin’ in her fug colorless clothes at all the sudden publicity she is getting.
lulz @ this!
bitch.
this is ridic. i left texas out of the story cause we made up. her whole story is lie. i was not black out drunk.
this ridic. im done.
She needs to be phone-slapped, Naomi Campbell style.
I’ll support since was there,
the S.Morrison was in fine form
not “black-out”.
Self important delusions *are* really hard to come by, so I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say good job Sarah– keep up the good work!!!
what a waste of space she is.
awesome!!! im loving this….nice way to handle it sarah
Mofoin’ foam bats yo. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Also, I work with a woman (note I said woman, because said woman just turned 35) and she starts shit with EVERYONE just to fight. Turns out this woman was beaten when she was young. That is terrible. Bullies become bullies. There is more anger inside of her than in this whole thread. I just feel sad for her.
Also, the scariest people are the ones who are supersweet in a genuine way, like my best girl, but she’d cut a bitch in a quick minute. And yet she NEVER starts embarrassing scenes. Not once, but she can always defend herself and others. That’s victory to me!
Hmmmm, I just read her side of the story. I wasn’t there, but it’s good to remember that there is always 3 sides to every story - yours, mine and what really happened. Again, I wasn’t there, so I probably shouldn’t say anything at all, but there should be a fair trial…with FOAM BATS!! Every high school situation should be equipped with foam bats. Everyone wins!
here is her responce:
lol who are you? and how do you even know who i am?
secondly the girl was wasted and also pushed one of my friends almost breaking her $6000 camera.
you werent there and there are two sides to every story.
after the drink was “spilled” that girl stood there and stared at us.
thanks for the concern ana but youre wrong.
also i didnt harass her at all
after the incident she came and sat next to me, god knows why.
-well i guess she believes her own lies. i dont know why someone would spend the time posting a story like the one above if it didnt happen. im sure this girl is freaking out though because i live in louisiana which makes it even more bizarre that i would send her a note. she is probably thinking..”oh shit who in in the hell did i do that to?” hahahaha!
this is intense shit. Warehouse parties ruin lives, clearly. Chick sounds annoying as hell though and her blog response was pretty funny.
the girl left out of the story doesnt really know crazy girl. they had “met before.” me and her are good talked it out. i didnt almost break her camera. i didnt almost do anything. she is removed from the story not cause i did not remember said event, but because we talked it out and misunderstood one another and this girls bullshit during said instance.
this damn girl needs to stop.
I went to highschool with this girl as well. she graduated 99 I believe and I in 2000. I only remember her slightly yet remember her self infatuation. It is definitely her real name. someone from my highschool recently was coming into the city to see her dj in philly but living in the city myself i didnt even recognize the venue. i remember coming across her myspace page a couple years ago and saw a picture of only what i can guess is her humping a large dog. thats strange.
yo sarah you know she blogged about you on her myspace giving her version of the story…Bitch just wants some press from the fly girls at missbehave mag
Team Morrison
Fo’ Sho.
First of all, her idea of press is how many times her myspace page has been viewed. I have a feeling she wasn’t counting how many times she herself viewed it. Second, I didn’t recognize any of the venues she was DJing at. Third, I wouldn’t be surprised if the targeted you my dear Sarah. She knew exactly who you were. Funny how she wanted a picture with you?
Also, I admire your self control, because the second she opened her mouth and blamed the whole thing on me, I would have socked her in the face. She wouldn’t have needed to call someone over to escort me out. And considering that everyone there was your friend, and you knew the pseudo-bouncer she was trying to sic on you, I’m impressed that you didn’t request that she be thrown out.
Team Morrison Forevz.