Pretend stories are always better than real ones

(LA, Cobrasnake, Dimmmak, and the internet’s fast talker Toasty Cakes n mez)

I am getting my Macbook fixed after making a shady ass deal with my dad that involves me selling my car and coming to visit him. I don’t really know the rest of the details, but my Macbook is en route to Apple then en route to me! Yay, now tell Olivia to get my some internetz and I will be back to my old internet ways in no time.

Here is a fun account of what could have been from Missbehave uber fan Toasty Cakes:

After waking up to a dead, water-damaged MacBook and some ill advice (sorry), Sarah decided to throw herself at the mercy of the Mac “Genius” gods and score some sympathy spilling eye droplets into her already soaked laptop. Normally, tears and tits will melt any undersexed computer nerd’s heart, but Sarah forgot to pack her most important accessory for flirting with a Mac boy - a dick. After critiquing Sarah’s fashion choices and sharing tips on waterproof eye shadow, the anonymous employee reminded Sarah that Apple is still retail, where the boys are gayer than a tegan & sara concert, or prosciutto wrapped melon. Sorry Sarah, good luck with papa gâteau.