Poor stupid Asian kid :(

July 25th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison


Some Asian child named Burrito above.

This is amazing. Kids are sort of asked to figure out if Asian kids are actually smarter. Obvi, they are. And obvi Mexican kids are stupid. More obviously they are the only two nationalities that exist.

Describing Carlos the math wiz- “I think Carlos is Asian at heart.”

Talking to the stupid Asian kid- “Are you really Asian?”

Stupid Asian kid’s response-”They expect me to be smart. Even if, like, I do everything wrong on purpose, they still copy off of me — as if I’m right just because I’m Asian.”

Hahahahaha this is amazing.

6 Responses to “Poor stupid Asian kid :(”

  1. Olivia Says:

    I don’t know, Mary is TOTALLY the smartest one in hte office and she’s Asian. Emilia is the closest to Mexican but I have no idea whether she’s totally dumb. Let’s ask Nugget to decide, cause he’s SUPER smart.

  2. Rue Says:

    My brother had some Acceptance Day at school, and apparently, Asians are known to be ’sneaky’. Has anybody heard this before? How true is it?

  3. Jimmy Says:

    Oh, nice, racism, missbehave mag condones racism! I love it! I think I might just pick up a copy in hopes of finding some more minority bashing! Awesome!

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  5. Sarah Morrison Says:

    Racism minority bashing? Can you read? These are quotes from an la times article which is linked. These are also quotes from kids. Quotes. Quotes aren’t things I say. They are things others say.

  6. Sarah Morrison Says:

    Neither are minorities in la also my friend.

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