I found the cure for periods!

July 25th, 2008 by Olivia

Okay, not so much for periods, but for the obnoxious feelings. PMS sucks, yes, but what about MS!? I’m not one to whine about my period, but now that I’ve discovered the perfect combo, I thought it necessary to share this with my buddies. Bourbon is an important cure for all annoyances, it’s the no pudge fat free brownie mix that’s AMAZING. You mix it with a couple tablespoons of yogurt, shove it in microwavefriend and tada! Warm chocolate goodness! I’m not sure how coherent this is as the pain has moved to my brain, but if your vagina is bleeding, feed it some bourbon and chocolate. Hmm. I guess that isn’t as innovative as I thought it was. Wish me luck, I’m going to go look for some expired prescription ibuprofens I have stashed somewhere around here. Yay! Period Party!

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5 Responses to “I found the cure for periods!”

  1. July 26th, 2008 at 9:03 am kaz90 Says:

    luv it. luvs u guys. from australia

  2. July 26th, 2008 at 10:55 am Jessica Fletcher Says:

    love it, thanks Olivia, goin’ to the shops to pick up some for myself!

  3. July 26th, 2008 at 3:32 pm Moth Says:

    Yogurt. LOL.

  4. July 26th, 2008 at 11:32 pm Olivia Says:

    ha. that’s what sarah said. i guess i should be mixing a pint of ice cream with chocolate?

  5. July 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm hairandeyes Says:

    THANK YOU

    now if you can find some sort of cure for me not throwing blunt object and loved one’s heads during the week prior to my period i would be eternally grateful?

    a weeks worth of xanax?? there must be another way.

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