Help me with my Bad Girls Club application!
July 16th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
They are casting for season three. I need to write an email or make a video explaining why I am bad girl. I am thinking video. These bitches are craze. So this has to be some next level insane stuff.
What should I do? Let’s brainstorm ideas.
Tell them that you aren’t afraid to “pop off” and that you don’t take shit from no one! And you’ll slap/cut a bitch if she’s mad rude! And then make up a sick police record. And do not be afraid to dance around with pots and pans and sing.
Just pee in a sink and rip up a picture of Oliva’s
mom. Please be on this show!!!
It’s sort of hard to top some of these girls. Porn, alcoholism, general heights of bitchiness. I think at this point, feigning an eating disorder and habitual partying will get you far.
get someone to give you a prosthetic prego belly and the start poedancing in it for the vid. while smoking.
you fer shiz have to get on this show!
Stage something with Olivia!
The video starts out with you saying you have no regard for anyone (Goes to clip of you sitting on a stoop talking shit to people as they walk by or in the office) then it cuts back to you in Olivia’s place an you then walk up to her as shes’s sleeping all crazy like and then start to yell at her about using your last tampon.
After escalating voices and wtf’s you pull out a used tampon a’la L7 and throw it at her whilst yelling obscenities. (The tampon in this scene is not used…eew for thinking otherwise! maybe with food coloring for some special fx)
…umm that’s all I got.
Throwing a used tampon at someone has just always sounded like fun (If the person deserved it) is that wrong?
You definately need a catchy one liner…like “pop off”. You should take the camera to the streets and just start fighting with everyone. Old people, teens, kids, middle agerss!! Spit on people and stomp on their feet. Steal Olivia’s clothes and cut them up or just throw them out the window. Sorry Olivia!
AHHHH! Noooo!!! Not my clothes!!! It’s all that I’ve got left after Sarah left cheese/tomatoe fingerprints all over my fridge, stole my cat, and ate all my nutrisystem meals!
haha, i LOVE this show.
Drink a lot of vodka or tequila, eat a ton of xanax, black out and video tape it . that should work.edit out any murder that may take place or maybe you should leave it it i dunno.
they called me in for an audition.. lamest shit ive ever put myself through. dont do it.
somebody pulled the whole tampon thing when i was in 7th grade. They taped it to this girls locker while we were gone at an old folks home playing bingo. It was tragic, totally Mean Girls worthy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dehtv9Cc0vo
voila!