Ferocious attack kitten + me = 4 eva
July 11th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.





















SARAH! This bundle of fury is for you!
This little guy reminds me of Yasi’s pet experiment Toonces. However, you could probably tame his wild heart. At first I could see you and this kitty having profanity matches, but then I remembered cats can’t talk.
Milo? Is that you?
loves craiglist.
i once got a 32ct box of tampons for free from an ad poster
& the only stipulation was that i had to return em when i was done
sarah are you looking for a cat? because if you are there’s a whole litter here (outside of the racetrack where I work) of the most disgustingly cute things (and i dont even like cats) well there’s this one in particular that is just to die for, it’s grey and it looks like a cross between a bunny and a teddy bear, it’s tiny and it needs a home. I will deliver. Let me know.
man I totally need this cat. my cats ignore my profane verbal commands.