Cruel and Unusual Email
July 10th, 2008 by Samantha
I just got this in my email…
Hi Samantha,
Pictures of models in bikinis may not be enough inspiration to shed that extra 10lbs. Before opening the freezer to grab another ice cream sandwich post a picture of yourself looking slim on the freezer door. By uploading a picture to LiftMagic from your camera or the internet you can use the weight reduction application to see how you would look if you pry the treat out of your hands.
Would you be interested in more information?
My Response to Lift Magic:
Dear Lift Magic,
No not really.I have plenty of pictures like that from 3 years ago. I don’t need Lift Magic for that. I like Ice Cream Sandwiches and BTW I’m only 4 lbs over weight…gawd! Ive never been personally insulted by someone who’s never even seen me. Thanks a lot LiftMagic!
Rude! spam emails can be so harsh.
Wow, that’s mean. How you would look if you pry the treat out of your hands? That’s like bitch mean. You might have gone to high school with these LM people…
what does ‘overweight’ mean anyways?
i never actually bothered looking up what exact weight “overweight” is for my age/height ect…so i don’t have problems worrying about it.
send a threatening letter back to LM and then you should just erase your memory, and eat whatever, whenever, like me =)
you couldn’t pry one of those tasty looking ice cream sandwiches out of my hands for the life of you.
get back, LM bitches.
What’s so ironic is that those LM bitches are probably overweight people sitting at a computer screen eating those delicious treats they want to pry out of your hands.