Cheer up Sarah, New Boyfriend!

July 5th, 2008 by Olivia

“Sup Olivia, My name is Whoopi and I saw Sarah’s post on Missbehave. Well let me just say now that I’m the perfect guy for her. I’m 18 (fresh to the market), I’m unemployed (but in film school at USC for the summer), I have a blog (Whoopthis.com), I keep it real, I’m from Cali, and I’m black. I mean what more could she ask for? Anyways, it would be nice if you pass this by her since I’m pretty interested. Here’s a pic of myself for Sarah.”

19 Responses to “Cheer up Sarah, New Boyfriend!”

  1. erika Says:

    Alright. There’s no need to look any further. The boy is 18 (ahhh fresh meat!), he’s black…pretty much a ++++, prolly likes Youtube, and has the same name as one of the coolest nuns ever. This guy is a keeper! Haha!

  2. keepmymindquiet Says:

    cute boxers(singing scooby dooby doo….woof woof…)

  3. katymc Says:

    I’m a fan of the sumo wrestler hair do

  4. randi Says:

    18 an unemployed..lol

  5. noriahjaaay Says:

    mmmm, skinny black dudes.
    & he has a blog. lawd yesss.

    plus, sarah your 18 too. remember ? :)

  6. jennifer Says:

    18 year old boys in nike blazers is a must.

  7. personaldecay Says:

    pretty hair!
    i like the skinny, but scooby do, really?
    this just makes me think that he’s had those since he was twelve and his mom bought them for him.

  8. erica kine Says:

    cutie! your babies would be beautiful.

  9. Jessica Fletcher Says:

    PROS:
    his style = sense of humor
    his age = stamina
    his name = the best
    his hair = unique
    his career path = not a DJ
    his locale = CALI!

    CONS
    ……………………………I can’t think of any

    SCORRRRRRREEEEEE!

    Hai Whoopi! Be good to Sarah.

  10. amakerlee Says:

    um. he has a perm.

  11. Jtalk Says:

    I like his boxers, I want them!

  12. Maureen Says:

    Sarah if you don’t go out with him I will. forreallz

  13. Lolita Hazed Says:

    Dude, he’s hot, go for it! What’s the worst that could happen?

  14. koalacc09 Says:

    yeah… does he have a perm?

  15. Lucylou Says:

    Yeah he totally has a perm, all tied up in a bun..

  16. eLusive. Says:

    he’s adorable.

  17. DaretobeHappii Says:

    Duuuuuuude his hair would be fucking great to play with.

    Date him on that simple fact alone.

  18. Sarah Morrison Says:

    im behind on my blogs.
    why does he have a perm?
    what dudes do that?

  19. BL Says:

    Hahahaha Scared ”STIFF”…. Subliminal messagggggeeeeee…..

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