ASK MISSBEHAVE
July 19th, 2008 by admin
I don’t have the time/patience to have (bad/medicore) sex anymore. I’m 20 and I’ve given more orgasms than I can shake a stick at and received as many as the fingers on my right hand… and I’ve been doing a lot of f*cking in the past 2 years. So, I’m moving into the future and getting a
battery-powered boyfriend. What type of toy should a blushing first-timer like myself get?
I hear the rabbit pearl is nice
^_^
That stick is great (tried it, loved it), though you may want to also try/buy the “Cadillac of Vibrators”, a.k.a the Samantha Jones vibe, now sold at American Apparel of all places, peep it:
http://store.americanapparel.net/magicwand.html
[One of my dreams is to work in a sex shop, so I frequent them, well, frequently
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anything. as long as it vibrates. shape and size and speed all depend on what you like during sex - just go to a porn shop - first you’ll stand there for like 13 minutes marveling at the wall-o-vibes, but take a breath and try and find one that looks like it’ll be good at doing what you like. hope that’s not too vague, but really, i don’t think anyone’s ever not enjoyed a vibrator, so you can’t really get a bad one. they’re foolproof. and STDproof. win-win.
try to find a shop that will put batteries in the toys for you to see exactly how they work.
If you live near a Babeland (Toys in Babeland), go there! http://www.babeland.com/ Otherwise, the Magic Wand is my savior. I’ve had the same experience with the big O…only it’s 4 years later and I have a mechanical friend. It takes a lot of patience. There are also lots of books on the act like Betty Dodson’s Sex for One: The Act of Self-Loving, and Becoming Orgasmic by Heiman and Lo Piccolo, oh and also Kim Cattrall has a couple sex books that are kinda awesome.
anything from doc johnson is awesome. it’s designed by a woman and dat bytch got her shits together. they come in cute colors and have flowers on them, too!
and go for hot pink lube. it warms on contact.