Adopt me! Wait no…DATE ME!

July 5th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

I moved to NYC after a two year relationship with Gina and Dan. I was lucky to quickly bounce into a relationship with Sure Shot and Rose. After, my evening out tonight with Marley and her boyfriend, I realized none of them are actually going to adopt me.

Maybe I should actually try dating? puke gross ugh

If anyone is interested in attempting to date me, Let OLIVIA know! She will screen all ya’ll. Then she will dress me up, suck me in, and walk me to some Williamsburrg bar to me you!

olivia@missbehavemag.com

Girls, you can set me up! Thats aight too! Just PLZ explain the internet thing i have going to the dude before having him apply. kewl? cool?

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6 Responses to “Adopt me! Wait no…DATE ME!”

  1. July 5th, 2008 at 10:56 am erika Says:

    Good luck with the boyz Sarah!

  2. July 5th, 2008 at 1:01 pm whoopi Says:

    *emailed*

  3. July 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm Radio Rose Says:

    Me and Olivia decided yesterday that we are an unofficial lesbian couple that have split custody over you, so yea you’re already adopted, go find a mans and them

  4. July 5th, 2008 at 3:05 pm Jessica Fletcher Says:

    this is precious!

  5. July 6th, 2008 at 5:36 am Lucylou Says:

    you should move to Melbourne and go out with my friend andy he is cute and fun and makes sneakers for a hjob.

  6. July 6th, 2008 at 5:38 am Lucylou Says:

    I tried to put in a picture, realised I couldn’t so my comment is sorta pointless…

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