I shouldn’t be in charge of anything. I wouldn’t lend me your car, child, pet, or life savings. I am unable to keep track of me. Where I am, what day it is, what I am supposed to be doing, who you are. If my friends or coworkers were polled and asked to reveal the one thing that comes out of my mouth the most (insert Steve Aoki sex joke) they would definitely make a Steve Aoki sex joke and then add, “Anyone seen my Blackberry?”
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Missbehave has big plans to break into web programing. We’ve got projects in the works, babe. Check out the first of a series we call Hey Cool Guy! View it here or check it out on the side bar.
Synopsis: Our ultra hot host Sarah Herse takes us into the depths of dude’s apartments to help unravel the mystery of the cool guy. In Episode #1 of Hey Cool Guy! you’ll finally meet cool guy Keith. Yes, its the infamous Keith we are always talking about here on the blog. Check out our show, find out about Keith and stay tuned!
Oh and mega shout out the the makers of this video: Michael Vidoli, Sarah Herse & Carlen Altman
While all these Disney tweens are clad in ironic t’s and ruffle skirts, Lourdes snickers. Lourdes should totally win best dressed in her middle school yearbook.
Fun fact: I won best dressed in my middle school yearbook.
More Lourdes outfits after the jump.
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The flip flops take around three weeks to grow, and with regular TLC and watering, can remain “in season” for up to four months.
This may be the strangest shoe ever. It may also be the strangest promotion ever. But, these have to be so comfortable. I hope they give you a donut with the shoes.
Mmmm donuts!
Let’s go water our shoes!
E-mancipate.net is a website/community promoting and encouraging dudes to wear pantyhose. Strangely enough, they are sort of marketing straight dudes. With taglines like: “Buy male pantyhose today for yourself or for your man.”
“Men will be healthier, sexier; women will be happier!”
I don’t really follow the whole thing, but peep the site!
Then let me know if any of you would date a dude who wore tights.
Note: Ill be honest, I was feeling cute when I left the house but I’m not really feeling this outfit anymore. I was going for a vintagey/hippie/summer thing but hummm, I dunno I feel a little disheveled. We have no AC and I’m getting cranky about the whole thing! I’m gonna take my boots off and run around the office barefoot. So there!
Outfit #8
Date: 7/31/08
Temperature: Too Fucking hot
Mood: Cranky
Hairstyle: Pony tails (sick of these) & I badly need bangs cut!!
What I’m Wearing: Urban Renewal Lace Top, Levi’s Shorts, Vintage Boots, Bangles & Earrings Mini Mini Market, Heart Sunglasses Vintage
Okay, so some of you know that I don’t drink or do drugs. I quit about 6 years ago. In it’s place I’ve picked up relationships. Sex too, but mostly relationships. This has left me in quite a painful mess. Am I unlovable? Am I a psycho? Am I a cheater? A whore? Afraid? Abandoned? Maybe all of those things. Except psycho. I’m not that. Like most women I know, I am approaching that age of marriage and babies and all that other grown-up shit. I want those things. I want to be able to take care of myself and a family too one day. For the 6 years I’ve been sober I have been single 9 months. 9 months in 6 years! I am writing today to hereby declare it DAY 1 of 30 days of abstinence. This might not be a big deal to some, but replace the dude with a drink or joint. Replace it with shopping. Replace it with anything some of you might do to not feel the pain. For me this is pretty major. Everything I do seems to circulate around boys and the ways and means of getting and finding more. Now I’m done. That includes sexy texts, ichat, gchat, bbm…flirting in general. Sitting a certain way on the subway if I see a cute guy. Dressing like a little slut if I know a certain guy is going to be somewhere. All of it. Whatever will I do with my time? Love or not, I’m gonna write the shit out of. Prepare yourself.
Call me crazy, but for some reason, whenever someone tells me to stop being a bitch, I want to be waaaay bitchier. Like when a 1970s Midol ad tells me that I have to be nicer to my fucking boyfriend when hemorrhaging from my vagina, I get violent! I want to put on a husband-beater, and give my boyfriend a black eye! It’s totally not his fault, he deserves the utmost kindness, but I kinda think that with all the shit women have to go through, they should be nice to us when we have our periods. It shouldn’t be “blowjob week” as many guys like to imagine. It should be “buy your poor girlfriend something pretty and feed her ice cream week”. I’m not even on my period anymore and this still pisses me off. Can we get some rights up in here? Anyone else driven to inexcusable fits of rage by rather innocuous adverts from decades past?
