Victoria’s Secret thong shoots weird lady in the eye!
June 19th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
From The Smoking Gun:
As she was attempting to put on a Victoria’s Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective “low-rise v-string” from the Victoria’s Secret “Sexy Little Thing” line.
Gawd I hope I am not wearing little sexy thongs at 52. If I am please intervene on my behalf.
Ladies, just one more reason why you should NOT be wearing underwear.
DANGEROUS shooting thongs.
Hahahaha! NO UNDERWEAR=NO PAIN!
(Btw, the “low-rise v-string” link doesn’t go to anything. And now I really wanna know what a v-string is.)
ew, i’m 26 and i hate thongs unless i’m wearing them strictly to get some dickly…ha ha ha ha, smiles for everyone!
i mean if i still got my shit together by 52 im gonna be wearing sexy v strings to lol