This week in text messages
June 30th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Since I have no computer, I have been forced to entertain myself with my Blackberry exclusively. Here are some of my favorite texts of the week.
-Omg Foxy (Brown) is marrying Rick Ross. U have to me my wedding date. This is the best day of my life. Last week I talked to Foxy on the phone and she called me boo. I didn’t think it could get better…then she did it again.
-BTW someone just referred to you as the supahead of DJs.
-How much is a flight from LA to NYC, last minute. I figured you could tell me quicker than Expedia.
-Streetwear is over Sarah.
-You just call me the worst DJ ever?
-I’m at a gay bar. You at the rub?
-How does one hit a parked car?
-Djs don’t count. you need real d*ck, not fake d*ck.
-I just ran into Aoki, which means I will probably see you in a minute.
The supahead of DJs? That’s both evil and classic. My favorite one is “how does on hit a parked car?” because it’s reeeeally easy. If your friends are sending you these, they are obvi clever, witty people.
And I’m not just saying that because most of my texts are weird/creepy sex double entendres and requests to be picked up from the train station.
I like those, `Fargo-style`boots you`re wearing in that pic, Sarah.
I`m totz serious.
To answer someone’s question: You hit a parked car when you’re on your way to work jammin out to ODB at a ridiculous volume, make a turn & look back to see something & hence crash into a parked car. Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything…
textual seductiooon. those are the best.
one time my friend hit a BUS stopped at a red light. and i was in the front seat. take that, take that (does diddy bop).