Presents from boyfriends…MOMS!
June 13th, 2008 by Sarah MorrisonMy ex boyfriend’s mom bought be not just Navy perfume, but a Navy perfume boxed set one Christmas. I don’t remember what I bought her, but I remember being embarrassed I hadn’t purchased her a 3 pack of New Car scent air fresheners.





















My current boyf’s mother is Chinese, and they moved here from France. So she speaks at me in French, I assume because she’s used to white people speaking French. I dont get gifts, probably because we can’t communicate.
What a wonderful idea! I love … Navy? Is that right? navy? Well, I love it.
I once got an avon box set thingie. Perfume, lotion, shimmering lotion, and powder. (Yes, really, powder).
OMG! My hardcore straight-edge firefighter ex boyfriend’s mom gave me a scarf once! It was cream and really soft but there were bunny balls at the ends. That’s right, bunny balls! I gave her a heart shaped wreath made of lavender branches. Parents fucking love me.
my ex’s family bought me a velour tracksuit, it was from an old-lady-clothes store so the bottoms were really high cut.
Lets just say, the year I got nothing from my boyfriend’s parents was the year I was most happy.