Lazy Macgyver Core
June 25th, 2008 by Olivia
Sometimes, I have to sit on my cat Weetzie Bat in order to trim her stupid nails. Sometimes, it’s such an imposition that I need to be inebriated in order to bother with the battle. This never works out in my favor. Until one day, when I discovered that the rounded nail-cutters are the perfect shape and size to hold a joint. A blueberry flavored joint in this case. What’s your trick for either cutting kitty nails and/or holding illegal substances without burning your finger prints off?
I don’t have a cat, but Roor rips ensure my extremities/ lips remain intact.
I, however, still love a good honey blunt. I’ll have to break out the tweezers next time.
I usually just make someone else hold my blunt for me. I just tell them to hold it in front of my mouth and then I yell at them for their shaky hands, but they are so out of it they don’t care.
Strawberry blunts are my fave and the best.
haha yeah they sell roach holders for like 5 bucks but I’ve actually used my eyebrow tweezers
Remember Randies?? The rolling paper with the wire in it! Those were awesome
I really enjoy grape swishers, they are always fresh and are 3 bucks for a pack of 5, no cutting required and very little licking
I usually just hit the extra hard corner of the mouth pull maneuver. Grape dutces ftw!!!
Cutting my kitties nails usally involves a pillow case and some Budweiser.
Good ol’ bobby pins work for me, most of the time
My grandma was a nurse in the ’40’s and my mom hung on to her nursing kit (it’s pretty cool) and after I told her I smoked weed, she gave me these beautiful silver surgical clamps (not as gynofied as they sound) and I still have them, though I no longer smoke.
duckbill clips. There the type hairdressers use to hold your hair up. they’re just gigantic roach clips. I’m such a pussy, bobby pins are just cutting it too close.
never use roach clips. just too far gone into small town stoner land for those. if I can’t hold it it’s too small and im definitely high enough that i dont need it.
I did jsut get a pipe disguised as a necklace though. pretty snazzy.
i was recently informed by a gubernatorial-grade stoner that roach clips are “passe.” ?! really?
oh yeah this was exactly at the same time as i was burning off my fingers, ps
When I had nails - the nails did the trick.
smokign a blunt with some hood nails always a plus.
Now I just us a bobby pin.
which i generally have right in my pocket.
i love things that u can use to hold illegal substances! there the best
haha! I always pass at a certain point because I don’t want to burn my fingers. I’m such a puss.
Sometimes I’d use hair pins (not bobby pins, which are the ones that are wider at the open end)
yoooo my friend came up with this amazing way to make sure you never burn yourself on a joint, no matter how small : )
When rolling, he takes a tiny piece of wire and rolls it into the joint. So, at the tip of the joint, there’s a tiny piece of pent wire sticking out that you hold as you toke. Truly ingenius, even though I’m sure my explanation leaves much to the imagination.
Daretobe: They actually make rolling papers that come with a wire in it so as you burn, the clip is left behind. Kinda hard to find though.
fauxreal: yeah exactly. I have no idea if my friend does it himself or once. He was explaining one night when we were all blasted in a park on a jungle gym, so I didn’t catch all of his explanation… he could very well be buying what your describing…
Either way, its a bomb ass way to not kill yourself while blazing.
They’re easy to find online! I just googled wire rolling papers and found these: http://www.riverdaleorganics.com/wired-long.htm Good times. I wish I could cook with weed more, but New York is expensive. Hellllooo Santa Fe.
GRAPE SWISHERS FTW!
And I chuck it when it gets too small to hold. Or crate a pile of roaches for broke situations.
you have to trim cat’s nails?
why dont you just get it declawed i think the peta people do it for free
lol, just seeing this pic reminded me of this dude’s ingenious roach clip idea. we are partying hard and smoking a joint, when this dude comes up and asks us if we need roach clips? we do, it’s getting to the point where were burning ourselves. he proceeds to snatch the roach out of my boyfriend’s hand and gleeful skip away smoking the remainder. he was the roach clip, and we laughed hysterically because we were high. end of story
I like bobby pins. Or Randy’s rolling papers. My cat just sits on my lap and lets me trim his nails. I massage his little paw and then go for it!
God this makes me wanna fall off the wagon so hard right now. Dutchmasters ladies, are my favorite.
i’ve only smoked twice. the first time i got so high that i blacked out and thought i was in a dream but that i was amy winehouse. i also thought that my friends put coke in it as a joke so i thought that they’d have to take me to the hospital and my grandmother would then know that i smoke weed. the second time, my friend/ride left and didn’t come back to the party so i walked home and got stopped by the cops. so yeah… i’m scarred for life. someone should please talk me back into smoking.
Olivia, you have a cat named after weetzie?!
I think i loves you.
Totally! Weetzie Bat Allin. My mom still calls her Weezy though…I don’t know how to get it past her. @bonjourjess it’s pretty easy to get paranoid on weed, I recommend doing it at home with someone you trust, surrounded by food and maybe an original Nintendo…having to be mobile and stoned is for experts only. Laze it out and greedy food monster it up!
i put my illegal substances between the key that opens my building and the key that opens my appartment.
they are always in my pocket. it’s perfect.
never have i ever… cut a cats nails. ;-/
long live the grape swisha!!!!
Whoah. While looking up grape swisha, I’ve come across a Marijuana User Forum and headshop called http://www.grasscity.com
shannon elaine i’m right there with you. i love my roor more than my boyfriend most def. i bought it in amsterdam and it is quite literally my baby. and quick easy roach clips…BOBBY PINS! they work real well and only cost $2 for 100 so i use them to hold joints or poke holes in bowls if they get clogged and then throw them out. so easy.
you bunch of babies. dont you know how to skin up properly? bobby pins? special skins? flavoured spliffs? man up!