It’s 4am: What you gonna eat?!?
June 20th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
You’ve been out with your girls. It don’t matter if you drink, do drugs, ride unicyles. You get home. You feel accomplished. It’s 4 am, you are still alive! Good work!
I eat pancakes. I add ridic amoount of butter and syrup.
What do you guys cook?
(Tell me it’s burritos. Then talk about that alot)
cereal, milk and a MEAN pb&j. and orange juice. and fruit snacks.
Well, last night I made popcorn. Sometimes I melt peanut butter and butter together to make a sauce and pour that over…that’s mostly when I’m stoned though. Oh and burritos are the bestest. Especially Santa Fe breakfast burritos with green chile, potatoes, eggs, and cheese.
My friends and I almost always get pizza if it’s open. If not we hit up wawa and ravage the chips and laugh at the hoagie makers.
i go and buy a dozen of krispy kreme doughnuts
and eat them all
and then i wake up in the afternoon and feel
bad for eating a dozen doughnuts at once so
i find myself doing situps till im satisfied
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carne asada fries!! what you know about that.
stoned: doritos = a must.
throw some pickles on that shit and its a feast mant for kings.
drunk: I for some reason love potatos - like in any form - so I always bake and boil them and keep em in the fridge for an easy prepare.
potatos with gorgonzola melted all up in that shit.
I second the Carne Asada Fries. Best. Drunk. Food. Ever.
It’s even funner making Carne Asada Fries while drunk.
Whoah. How do I make Carne Asada fries? I need to know. I like potoatoes as a vehicle for melted cheese. Raclette, cheddar, gruyere. Sometimes I eat goat cheese with a spoon. And cornichon.
Sometimes I make some grilled cheeses but then I get exhausted just turning on the burner so I end up tossing that idea like a salad, but if I’m out I always look out for a McDonald’s…one time I walked four blocks without shoes on to get to a Mickey D’s, but that’s another story. My got to stoned food is a jumbo bag of M&Ms with grape Fanta…mmm, sugar and pot… The best thing to do is get cheesecake, and then fall asleep while eating it.
When I used to live in LA, Jack in the Box was the place to be post clubbin or any craziness. I was all about the $2 tacos and fries.
Now that I live on the East Coast, I pretty much drink til I pass out. Lame.
BLUE9 mango sauce.
that is all.
GAWD. Seeeeeriously. I’m not feeling how wack/filthy/inconveniently located fast food options are in NY. GARBAGE. I had Sonic in Georgia last weekend whilst BLOTTO and it was a fucking religious experience. Tots. Corn Dogs. Cherry Limeade.
So lemme get this straight - there are no Jack in the Box’s on the East Coast?
Blaspheme.
@ Mary: Yes! Sonics is muy sabroso when are tired/drunk/stoned/supa hungry! I used to go there all the time when I was in high school after football games. Mary, if you ever come back, get a slushie, hamburger and fries and put the fries on the burger. Delish. The carbs soak up liquor like whoa.
@ShannonElaine
supposedly there are some in northcarolina
but no back in the eighties some kids died of salmonella or some shit so they pulled out
i on the other hand
eat chips with salsa, cheese, sour cream, and guacamole because i seem to enjoy giving myself heart burn
stoned, i’m all about the chocolate mini eggs (the kind with the wierd pastel coloured shell on the outside? y’know?) and a big fruit salad bought from 7-11 ohhhhhhhh so good. also preferably watching beavis and butthead do america while chowing down.
drunk is anything involving whipped cream (handmade is better than aerosol, c’mon guys) or boursin soft garlic and herbs cheese (any cheese, actually.) or fresh cherry tomatoes. whoo i’m like a gourmet when i’m drunk who knew? OR OR shitty sushi OR good old mcnuggets OR taco time chicken quesadilla!
Last nights 4 am treat was nacho cheese salsa and chips leftover from quadobas…i was in heaven.
and seriously this post and the girls responses are why i LOVE MISSBEHAVE MAG cause i know vogue isn’t ever gonna have responses like “i melt peanut butter and butter when i’m stoned”haha loved it
waffle house or ihop and if it is neither one of
those things then its just the bed… yes i am
so tired that i eat the bed
I don’t know about the rest of the East Coast, but I definitely haven’t seen any in Philly! Sucks! Ack!
Oh, and I forgot to add my other drunken fave: ice cream sandwich with peanut butter on top. (It’s a really great starter to a “super freak” session… if you get my drift!)
*dirty girl*
Mexican food after a long night out. yum. Here in San Antonio there is no shortage of late night tex mex restaurants. My BF told me that Denny’s is doing a late night special from 10pm-5am. Eat for 2.99 or something? they have crazy munchies that they only make at those late night hours like “Pot-achos”. (Potato nachos.or whatever you wanna make of that, ha.)
carne asada fries are the truth. fools on the east coast probably aren’t even knowing what we west coast folks are talking about. although its should be mentioned that ca fries are mostly found in so cal. in nor cal fools are still like carne asada fries?
here’s the deal….
it’s like nachos but instead of chips it’s french fries. yep. i know amazing.
so here’s a good way to make them yourself if you aren’t in close proximity to a late nite taqueria serving these shits. recipe is adjusted for minor cooking cause when you are drunk you don’t have time to be sauteeing meat for your snack.
you will need the following -
1 bag of your fav frozen fries
3 carne asada tacos with JUST MEAT or better yet get a plain carne asada burrito JUST MEAT (order this shit from your closest late nite taqueria)
some cheese
some sour cream
some guac
cook those fries — pile high with cheese and the insides of them all meat tacos or burrito then pop back in oven until cheese is melty. then pile all the condiments on top.
stuff in face with a friend.
oh also if you dont want to fuck around and bake your own fries feel free to make a second stop and pick up some fries already made from a diner or a fast food spot and then assemble all the shit at the crib and commence grubbing.
@Funkybiznitch
There are NO Carne Asada Fries in the Bay. Hurts my heart. I’m from S.D. and I went into shock when I found out that they don’t know what I’m talking about.
I’m gonna make some tonight. Drunk.
ohhhh myyy goodnesss, i wanna gorge after reading all the previous posts….i agree with allymack on the cereal, it’s by far my favorite food (i know, i know, there’s a jillion varieties, but if i had to go with one it would be honey bunches of oats)…but if there’s an ihop/wafflehouse around, or even a dingy diner, im all about eggs and pancakes when im drunky. but since pizza places are strategically located within walking distance of every bar i frequent, that’s usually the go-to. cheese, carbs, garlic powder…droooool…
Last night it was pizza from Lil’ Frankies east village
@ShannonElaine - Oh girl, they are here you just have to know where to look. Im not up on my East Bay spots cause I stay in SF but I KNOW there are a few places out there…just cruise International there HAS to be at least one or two spots that know what’s good. Im Bay born and bred — I only know about CA Fries from various SD excursions and a crazy ass stay in Cancun (they got them there too!)
Here’s the spots in SF - also Olivio’s t
Olivio’s (they aren’t on the menu but you can request them)
1017 Larkin St
(between Hemlock St & Post St)
San Francisco, CA 94109
Balompie Cafe
3349 18th St
(between Capp St & Van Ness Ave)
San Francisco, CA 94110
Holy shit I’m hungry… Dude really? Carne Asada fries recipe card and you don’t even have to make the meat yourself? This is amazing. I’m totally going to make these. Thanks!
Funkybiznatch, you pretty much made my whole month.
mmmm, pancakes is a really good drunk food. my girl made this digusting pot of KD one time and i swearz it tasted like nuggets of gold, like we were lost in the forest for days and happened upon it. i still think of it, but never eat that shit when i’m sober.
burritos are amazing sober food.
allll about the cheese fries and an arizona grapeade.
salt and vinegar chips with peanut m&ms all up in the mouth at the same time, a white slice, dulce de leche haagen daz ice cream bar!
drunk, dumplings from trader joes! it’s like 4 dollars for a bag of em, so i stock up in the freezer and stick some in a frying pan after a night out. and dip them in soy sauce. i’m so asian.
A few nights ago it was blueberry pancakes MMMMMM
OH OH and when extra stoned, get a bag of peanut butter M&Ms, stuff a handful in your face, chew and swallow, then stick in a wad of dentyne ice gum. trips those tastebuds right out. or… mine, at least.
peach pie is delish too.
FOOOOOOOOOOOD i will marry you someday.
Cheese doritos, anything microwavable and oreos. Lots of oreos. If I was in NY it’d be pizza and McD’s tho. That shits 24/7 there yo!
@tawnya:
omg i ate an entire pizza from lil’ frankies the other night. now i don’t feel so guilty. that frank, mmmm.
bitch! get back ‘ere and make me a samich!
(sandwiches are all i eat. i get more vocal about them as the day goes on)
tacos, or pizza…or both.. or whatever i can get my greedy hands on.
last night it was left over combination fried rice and that shit was dankkkkk…tonight it will prob be left over jambalaya… yes i plan my meals hours in advance…fat kid syndrome
’bout a month ago my boyfriend and i strolled into a denny’s at around 11am after leaving our horribly nasty (my bad!) hotel after a night of fun with our 70 closest friends to get some (still) drunk eatz.
i was not wearing pants.
no one. said. anything.
i just ate my club sammy wif my seasoned friez & then i peaced out of that bitch.
also, chicken gorditaz<3
special brownies with some vanilla ice cream
I get out my snoopy snow cone maker…. jk
I love Gyros or cool ranch doritos
(I miss the little 3D dorito’s does anyone rememeber those they came in that canister for on the go munchies)