Is Death The New Black?
June 23rd, 2008 by Emilia
First of all, I want to say that I looove Amy Winehouse and I looove Courtney Love. That’s why it saddens me so much to see these pictures. And I don’t mean sad as in “Oh look at the Olsen Twins looking anorexic and retarded at some fashion show” No, this is SAD sad. Like I actually feel sorry for them.
Right now all I want to do is go to their houses, pour them some tea, pat them in their heads and be all mom-like saying “Don’t worry, everything is going to be OK”. Except I’d be totally lying because both of them need to be institutionalized for being pathological crackheads. If we were in the 50’s they’d be getting electroshock treatment for sure. Sylvia Plath style.
Now Wino has emphysema, which means she’ll probably die soon if she doesn’t lay off the crack pipe and Courtney Love already looks like she just walked away from her own coffin. Again. I know that as internet people there’s not much that we can do, but if you actually had the power, how would you use it?
Let’s play intervention!
As Miranda would say, “I would force-feed them lard, but that’s just the difference between you and me”. They are the reason I would rather be able to roll myself around the city like Violet Beauregarde in Willy Wonka than be Skeletor with a face full o’ leprosy. Eat a sandwich ladies, and put down the crack pipe.
Serious It pains me to see it too. Atleast Courtney has had some years under her belt, Amy is only like 23 or 24! That’s fuckin nuts because she looks like she’s in her mid 30’s.
Coutney’s been wacked for a long time but supposedly she wants to die because someone stole Kurts ashes.
I wish they could be strapped down, force fed and detoxed.
i wish i could help them out, too- but it seems like most addicts will not actually get better unless they genuinely want to.
if they hit rock bottom and still dont see the gravely danger of their addictions- then what is a loving support system going to do to make them stop?
i realllllllly want amy to get better and it makes me very sad to see the state she’s in.
i read an interview a few months back in which she kept nodding off in the middle of the interview.
the whole world can see what she’s doing to herself0 its a shame she cant see it too.
i would do as my mother did when she first caught me smoking…make them smoke the entire pack in one sitting…that would show them.
i would tell them to both look up the definition of self esteem and urge them to stop self destructing themselves. Y do ppl cry rivers for these ppl when they do it to themselves??? can someone answer me?
I love Amy and I’m really worried for her. Boverred what happens to Courtney. she’ll probably be ok, she’s lasted this long.
First i would make it so Blake never gets out of jail, wih his sentence getting longer and longer for twatty offences like stealing boot polish or shouting “fuck the pound” after lights out.
Eventually Amy will realise what a knob he is and divorce him.
For a while she was hanging out with Kelly Osbourne and I remember she put on a bit of weight and looked happier for the pap’s.Kels is expierenced in dealing with the drugged-off so i would send Amy to their country mansion pronto and fill her days with cream cakes, quad bike rides and dog walks (being around animals is supposed to be comforting). She should stay there untill she’s completely clean. if she’s clucking and needs to vent she can shout at Ozzy all she wants,he won’t mind. Sharon can administer the tough love and scare amy to sobriety. Amy and Jack could do some group therapy together cause he’s turned his life around nicely.
And at the end of it Kelly can call her fashion people and sort amy out with a makeover.
I want to build a time machine and take Amy back to when she looked like this:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00346/GOODamy_346769a.jpg
And make sure she never met Blake, though “Back to Black” might not have been made due to that d-bag leaving her heartbroken and giving her fodder for her best songs. GAH! I want to just wash the two of them 6 times each with a mixture of Chlorox, bleach and baking soda mixed with a little bit of vinegar to cut the stench. And then feed them…everything.
i don’t even understand this! there are so many famous people i would never want to be. i feel for them, yo, they used to be HOT.
i mean i was listening to some old hole the other day on my ipod randomly, screaming like i was young again, then i see some shit like this… courtney is somebody’s mom yo, she needs to get it together… a single parent at that, do it for the kid.
ever since amy’s disturbing relationship with pete came to light, eww. i don’t really know, but i think being friends with him is prob fucked up. kate dropped his sorry ass and he is sooo pale. those vids were weird. she def needs help, i hope she gets it soon, it looks like she’s nearing the end unfortunately, unless she gets help, i’m not even a fan and i’m concerned for this chick. i do agree that courtney is prob a trooper man, she not going anywhere, for what it’s worth.
ooh sylvia plath…thats tragic.
and i totally love amy minus her crack addiction, and and racist drunk vids courtesy of her supplier…erm…boyfriend pete.