Hot As Hell…And I Can’t Take it Anymore!!!!
June 10th, 2008 by Samantha 
Thinks are looking pretty bleak around the Missbehave Offices. Day 2 no AC…it’s 95 degrees in here!!! (I know that cause someone announced it a second ago). It’s brutal. So, seeing as it’s nearly impossible to get anything done in this stagnant-ass office I’m looking to you reader for what’s going on in your offices or homes today. Please make us giggle with a quip or perhaps an anticdote. Did your cat do something funny this morning? Is one of your co workers being an asshole? What’s for Lunch? Did you buy a new top on coffee break? Ill post the funniest story/comment on the main page at the end of the day.
My day hasn’t finished yet, so I’ll have to get back to you, but so far, I work with a lady that looks like Jabba the Hut crossed with those weird ambling alien robots from the VERRRY beginning of The Fifth Element (the ones who scared the bejesus out of Luke Perry, and she is so huge she ambles along from side to side. She also looks like a regular person got squashed down to 4 feet tall, with a little bit of busted Cabbage Patch Kid. Aside from that, the VP of accounting is an asshat and our coffee machine sucks. If something pops up that beats this, which considering my luck, it will, I’ll hit ya back.
can’t. think. way. too. hot. aghhhh
I just started a new job yesterday. So far only the older lads talk to me. The ladies glare at me and don’t come near my “cube”. Maybe it’s because I actually have some form of style (thanks to missbehave of course ha) or it’s because my cube is haunted by the former employee. No one talks about Manny the former employee. I hope he didn’t off himself. Maybe one day the air conditioner blew up in here and he jumped off the building. R.I.P. Manny
I work at a racetrack. Period.
haha, this fucking loud ass chewer sits behind me, and she eats all day. I mean, who knew that chewing fruit made soooooo much FUCKING noise. So I don’t eat, I’m trying to set a trend so she could follow it. I’ve lost 5 pounds, she’s gained 11.
We get free food because there are 2 restaurants, so I go down to get my redbull (that’s my meal) and our alcoholic chef grabs me from behind as I’m waiting on line!!!!!!!!!!! He smells like cisco and vodka and swamp ass. It’s disgusting. I lost my lunch.
Also in my office are 2 menopausal slores. One being my director so it’s a constant war with the a.c. and the room temperature. Oh man, so I can’t ever dress up with a cute dress and open toe shoes, because it’s negative 50 degrees in here even if it’s nice out, they will sweat. So I dress for winter every day. Today is no different, I’m wearing a long sleeve top with skinny black pants, and guess what? The a.c. is not working right. It’s so muggy in here I could stab myself with ticonderoga pencil.
Ugh, menopausal women/Office Ladies are THE WORST to work with. They don’t know how to separate their home life from their work life, so they treat everyone like their kids and intrude and gossip and freak out and play mind games. I work with a bunch of them and I know I can’t change them, but I would like some damn walls on my cube to close off this crap.
they truly are the worst! It appears to me that this IS their life. Which is sad in itself. The queen bitch of them all comes in at 3pm to slow down my last two hours!!! She comes in bitching and moaning about how she just walked into an oven! Mind you, it’s below the freezing point. I mean, my fingers are purple all the time. Lose 100 pounds! She tells me to gain some! Wow, the nerve. So now it’s my fault for being petite.
I am CONSTANTLY late to my job and my boss is always atleast an hour early. I am in trouble every other day for it. He was totes late to a 930 meeting and was cussing on the phone when I called him. Hee hee.
Too hot here in NC to think too - all week has been record breaking heat.
I knew it was gonna be a long day when I woke up this morning after I took the cap off the toothpaste and proceeded to squeeze paste in the cap thinking it was the toothbrush. My alarm went off in the middle of a dream today. Now I am headed off to work. I work in a salon. Never a dull moment. hah
For the past month the chic I sit next to on my school bus has had the seat with the window. The nastiest part about her having that seat is that she gets her coconut smelling hair grease all over the window so today I put a sticky note on the window that read: “Don’t lay your nasty ass weave on this window ever again. Love, maya.” she was speechless, I felt impowered!
Um, this isn’t funny, but my aunt died of lung cancer and a brain tumour today. She took care of me and my cousin (who is eerily enough, born on the SAME day as me) and I loved her. I don`t know how I feel about this. I wish I were kidding, though that`s pretty fucked up to joke about death by cancer and or tumour.
it`s ironic if you trackback up to my first comment of the day.
Sorries