Girls gone wild: BK edition
June 4th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
So it’s hot here. Well, It’s sticky and humid and 70 degrees out. Luckily my coworkers have embraced and accepted our cultural differences. They fake nod when I complain to be dying from said heat. When I say Cobrasnake they patiently correct me “It’s called Last Night’s Party.” I was convinced for a solid month that Brooklyn was in New Jersey, but Olivia and Mary simply shook their heads in love, held me gently, and said, “Baby girl, Brooklyn is in New York.”
Then one day, another day, and a few weeks passed. None of those days I wore underwear. Olivia calmly and discreetly pulled me aside to tell me that people in my new land wore panties.
She then told me that only people in my former land (Los Angeles) went commando. I stared at her confused. She petted my extensions and made me feel like I would be ok.
Do people outside of LA not wear panties?
Do you wear panties?
Where do you live?
Is something wrong with me?
Is something wrong with you?
LA likes the porn star look. Really. If you’re a porn star, panties seem like a time and money waster.
How long have you lived here? I switched coasts. People know “Go West!” But that’s cuz they couldn’t make it in the East.
I’m biased to the East, unapologetically. But I owe some things and I pay tribute when I need to.
Build up your East Coast personality and your West Coast personality and keep them separate. That’s my best advice, don’t know if it’s good advice.
I’m with you, girl.
I don’t wear panties.
I’m from Chicago
Everyone here wears panties.
wtf.
i live in sacramento where it gets to be like 115 and disgusting in the summer. and no matter where you go or what you do the heat doesn’t really go away. i would muuuuch rather be cold because there’s a lot more that you can do about that!
Yeah, I think people out of LA wear panties. They may even enjoy it. Huh. But when I moved from LA to Atlanta, I couldn’t handle this season they call “winter.” It got colder than 55 and I thought I was going to die from hypothermia. People told me to shut up. It almost snowed here. I thought snow was a myth. When summer rolled around, I went back to my tanktops and short dresses. People still wore jeans. AND panties. They complained about the heat. Well, duh, they’re wearing undies.
People out side of LA do and don’t wear panties
I wear panties if I can find clean ones in under two minutes
I live in Dallas, Tex-ass
Yes, something is wrong with you
Yes, something is wrong with me
I live on PHX. wear thongs or g’s. it’s 105! cant be having swamp ass of any sorts. lol
i HATE panties and bras, but i hate bras more. i have double Ds and i essentially HAVE TO wear a bra, but i hate them because, well, duh, they’re uncomfortable. i have gone all rebel yell lately and just not worn either. i don’t f**king care. my friends don’t either. neither do boys and cab drivers.
i’m with lynne. i’m from chicago and i don’t wear panties. in HS i didnt wear them bc i felt there was no need for them then i started to wear them again. recently (for the last couple of months) i’ve ditched the panties again because my room’s a mess and i cant ever find clean underwear so i dont bother, and i don’t want to buy any.
I live in New York. Queens, to be exact. Most people wear panties.. because most people use public transportation? But feel free to defy the norm.. foreigners usually do.
Nothing’s wrong with you.. you like to be comfortable.
I must know more about these extensions. Are you wearing them in the photo above? If so, they look fabulous. Please provide a tutorial for other brown girls desperately wanting fuller hair.
i went commando a lot as a teen, go figure
now i always wear panties, but id rather be in my underwear and a t shirt than with any other clothes on at all..i wish it were socially acceptable to walk around everywhere in just your underwear. like in the american apparel ads.
hahah if only life was like an american apparel ad
Aight; check it:
The act of not wearing draws is BEYOND me. I’m not ABOVE it, never said it was BENEATH me, I do not bear a SUPERIORITY complex, just straight up, that shit is BEYOND me: I’m HERE and it’s far over THERE.
Ok, next.
Real talk-and I know most of your readers know this since menstrual and douche posts are of the trend for every other post you do post- women have a normal, daily, fluid discharge.. C’mon ladies, you see it in your panties.. A small, teaspoon- tbsp. of that sticky each day. If you don’t wear draws- this means you are content with it running down your thigh, leg, etc.. which is something else.. And don’t fake the funk and say you stick a slim tampon each time you don’t wear panties (which is daily for you hardcore believers) because that’s one hell of an investment/risk. It’s actually unsafe to plug yourself up daily, and tampons are NOT meant for that; just those 7 days of having, as I call it, “Your Elmo”, elsewise your “nana” is restricted to self cleansing and you are prone to infection. So yes, if you’ve had a UTI more than once, it’s because you need to let your “nana” breathe.
Last; we are not dudes yo. Yes, the age we live in now is “anything you can do, I can do better”, and that’s cool. I’m all down for mutual rights.. But I am definitely down for whatever the opposite of oblivion is- and the OBVIOUS is that WE DO NOT HAVE PHYSICAL BALLS. Dudes wear boxers because their balls get hot; and warm temps. lead to endangerment of there hundrends of millions of sperms.. which is why they’re blessed with cool natural linens that keep that vicinity breezy- this here is called there scrotumor “nut sack”.
So when shorties say it’s so hot they can’t wear undies- I feel this is fuckery because what the fuck is IT exactly that is heating up?? Sounds like a personal problem- not a universal issue. Point blank “period” (no pun intended) your nana shouldn’t be o.d. warm like that yo..holler at your Ob/Gyn.
And as far as the chicks from the Chi, and correct me if I’m wrong because I mos def am open minded to enlightment and editing- it may be hot from time to time over there, but ya’ll are infamous for that wind.. Personally, I just think you’re feeling the breeze down there..
But correct me if I’m wrong, beau’s.
xx,
Sojo
Oops, my bad bellas. I was in such a mid-day/evening rush that i didn’t notice the typo until that -ish stuck out like a sore thumb after I posted it.
original sentence:
here is called there scrotumor “nut sack”.
edit:
here is called THEIR scrotum OR “nut sack”.
Holy shit.
LMFAO!
daily fluid discharge? get some monistat for that yeast infection.
SOME PROOF FROM COLUMBIA UNIV. FOR THAT ASS:
TO KATI:
While vaginal discharge can sometimes be cloudy, your understanding of what’s normal needn’t be! Discharge is common to all women and helps vaginas stay healthy by regularly flushing them out and maintaining their pH.
SOURCE: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1624.html
I’M NOT TOO, TOO SURE WHAT MONISTAT IS SWEETHEART- I’M A FRESH FACED 20 YEAR OLD WHO IS A FORMER NURSING ASSISTANT/MED-HEAD TURNED WRITER WHO HAS NEVER INCURRED A YEAST INFECTION PERSONALLY- HOWEVER, YOUR NEW TUBE OF “IT” IS IN THE MAIL. APPARENTLY YOUR CRANKY ATTITUDE IS A RESULT OF YOUR RUNNING LOW ON ANTI-ITCH CREAM.. BUT HANG IN THERE BEAU, I’VE EXPEDITED THE SHIPPING FOR YOU ;-]
I LOG ON TO MISSBEHAVE BECAUSE IT HAS A CROWD OF MATURE YOUNG WOMEN WHO UNDERSTAND “REAL TALK” AND DON’T GET OFFENDED BY IT. NOTE MY MANY TIMES OF SAYING “IF I’M WRONG, LET A SISTA KNOW” VS. MY BEING ACCUSING. I GOT MADD LOVE FOR THE READERS/WRITERS/AND THE COMMENTATORS. BEEN A FAN SINCE THE OLD DOMAIN- SOME OL’ SCHOOL FANS CAN VOUCH FOR ME =] SO IF YOUR FEELINGS GOT HURT, MS. ITCHY DRAWS- AGAIN, THAT’S A PERSONAL PROBLEM.
SO KATI, DON’T BOTHER TAKING SHOTS AGAIN BY DISSING ME. I ONLY BLEED PRETTY, HUN. BESIDES, INTERNET BEEF IS SO GAY- I HATE KILLING CYBER COWS- LMAO!
SO SAD WE CAN’T ALL BE MATURE YO- OBVIOUSLY MY PREVIOUS POST WAS BOTH SATIRE AND SERIOUS.. SMH..
did that shit just go down?
i live in hawaii and it its hot as balls, always, here. but, i wear panties. and pretty much every female that i know does also. it just really doesnt seem comfortable having my jeans or shorts or whatever the fuck rubbing all up on my vag. cotton panties are there for protection. aaaand if im wearing a skirt or something i dont want to have to feel like im so exposed or worry about exposing myself, so i wear panties. i dunno. no panties is kind of….strange…for me.
@Jennifer: I know! It was total internet girl fight! I almost couldn’t believe what I was reading. I love this site soooo much!
@erikamarie…It sure was! Loved every word of it!
woah calm down pre-med it was a joke.. as is me calling you ‘pre-med’ so don’t get offended by that either. i didn’t need the quasi-defensive essay complete with thickly veiled itch-related insults and cited sources to boot. if you’d like i’ll write you one in return in MLA format, though i’ll avoid the caps lock because it really does ruin the pleasant aesthetic of the site.
my dearest and sincerest apologies for being so facetious, i didn’t realize i was talking to someone with such prestigious credentials. i think it’s appropriate to quote sarah morrison and say don’t take yourself so seriously.
Word of the day: [i]Quazi[/i]
I’m not sure that I’m prepared to read/respond to these long ass essays that have been posted above. But I will say that I am from DC, but now live in ATL, and uhhhhhhhhh, I def. wear my underoos daily. : )
And @ erikamarie: I am SO with you! I was lied to and told that it never got below 65 degrees in the south — and then it snowed. I felt sooooo betrayed! And although it feels like its damn near a hundred outside these days, I’m not sure Ill be able to get over the reality of this past winter anytime soon. : (
Oh, holla at the ATL chicks! Unless you have lived here for a while, you will find that many people in ATL don’t really understand what constitutes warm, fair, or cold weather. It’s due to their lack of exposure to temperate climates.
1.Are you the unofficial spokesperson for Missbehave/ Miss Morrison? Because you go hard!
2.Just as my “ALL CAPS” came off as overwhelming to you, I can say the same for your lack there of, and your inability to add quotations (or in the least, incorporate proper paraphrase techniques.) But I won’t entertain that ENC bullshit.
3.That was hella cute how you SHIFT + F7 some of your simplex diction in order to create big words; I am proud of you, mama!
Ding ding ding- I win! Shit, I feel lovely. Was it GOOD for anyone else? Because it was GREAT for me…
As whacked as it sounds, and before I bid you adieu beau, I applaud your efforts. That was some time-killing fun- it’s a boring ass Wednesday and about 2 more hour until I head to the club.
FIN.
Missbehave is crack, yo.
xx,
SOJO
Umm.. Erikamarie- how’d you upload that profile pic? I’m trying to upload mine, it’s a 120 x 120 JPEG.. Sorry to call you out, but your comment was the last one I’d just seen.
Thanks!
P.S. Cute blog! I’m starting one up with my cousin; hopefully we can freelance for each other..
Ciao
i wore panties tonight to appease olivia. i announced i was wearing them. olivia said she knew because she could see panty lines. i yelled, “Yay i won! no panties tomorrow!”
im scanning this but lemme make sure im totally here…while i was at the movies you guys were talking bout my vaginal secretions?
haha
well sarah look at the bright side.. a few more comments and this blog entry can take first ranking in the “most popular” section. im pretty sure it takes first in the number of words per comment…
and though i’ve been so politely nominated, i’ll pass on being your unofficial spokesperson…
Uh…huh. Um…
@SOJO…to upload a picture you just go to the profile section and pick a picture…it’s not much more than that. Maybe you should email Ask Missbehave…haha…anyway, yep Sarah, you missed an awesome catfight. Me and Jennifer totally commented on it. It was le shit.
I live in Brooklyn
I just started wearing panties about a month ago. The reason I wear panties is because I bought a bidet! I love it, and i always feel fresh:)
Tawnya
haha oh man i love this blog
TEAM KATI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss medical student or whatever, you need to relax..you haven’t heard of monistat, but have you heard of xanax?
wow, really though?
Okay, I changed my mind…
TEAM DISCHARGE!!!!!
whoa, it’s like reading Jerry Springer instead of watching it…
reagan makes me snort.
discharge for ALL!
Sarah makes me miss her/ the good old days…but untill they come again we will allways have the internet/texting and DISCHARGE!!!