Am I a pedophile?
June 12th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I still think I am 16. I still turn when I hear the roll of a skateboard coming my way. I still smile when cute 16 year olds roll bye. I am not a pedophile I swear.
Wait right?
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Nope. Who doesn’t love a cute 16 year old guy? Plus skateboards are hawt. A hot guy tried to teach me once, but when I fell he didn’t catch me and that’s when I knew. We wouldn’t work out.
Oh yea~ My neck breaks everytime I hear the skateboard wheels go by…it’s like Dazed and Confused. I grow older and they stay the same age. There’s a skate park right across the street from my APT and I swear I’m that creepy old lady lurking. Oh yea~
cougars are the new……..hot shit..idk. But I can totally agree. I’m stuck in my teens, 4evs. and this may be a step further into pedophilia but I can’t wait till my son has hot friends when he’s 18 though.
are you kidding? i watched the lords of dogtown about 16 times in the first week i got it. cute skateboarders are one of the main reasons i started snowboarding.
oh and yes, i’m not scared to say it…i mayyyy have moved to vermont in search of a cute skater boy…i was obviously not successful because now i’m a 23 year old washed up snowboard chick living in brooklyn…with nothing to show for it except way-too-huge thighs and a weak left wrist from breaking it three times in one season. awesome.
keep on crushin’ sarah. its okay.
xo’z,
cm.
wassup rockers…love it
i definitely still rubberneck over some cute little boys on skateboards.
also i’m currently the brunt of all my girlfriends jokes seeing as how the last 2 guys i’ve sexed were both 20 and i’ll be 25 in august.
im starting to accept my role as a creep, but also still the envy of said girlfriends since they too agree that these 20 yr olds are completely bangable.
older guys have chest hair. no thanks.
yes you are.
ha! i kno how u feel girly those 16 yr. olds are trouble, I dont know wats gotten in the water but these boys dont look like the boys i went to highschool with!
im a sucker for a cute teenage boy. there is no hope with them though, none. just look, and move along.
i found that having them as friends is the best option. you get to hang out with them like you were still 20. they’re sometimes immature when in groups, but isn’t that why they’re so fun to chill with?
i found that having them as friends is the best option. you get to hang out with them like you were still 20. they’re sometimes immature when in groups, but isn’t that why they’re so fun to chill with?
nice to know I’m not the only one. but …I know better….
i totally over tip our local pizza delivery boy, he’s just so adorable how he get’s all nervous when he walks up to the porch and my dogs are barking like hyenas, even though theyre only 2 little poofs who will lick you to death. my boyfriend gets mad when i come back with less change cuz i gave it all to him..he’s just jealous of the cute lil italian in the civic.
omg next time u see a cute underaged sk8 this is what u say “Hey wanna pop shove it,… in my vagina” HAHA SO REDICULOUS but works everytime .
There are a group of kids who skate right outside of my apartment window like 4 nights a week.
It is the best thing ever to sleep to.
Im like 16 and I never see cute guys my age. Uh Sarah can I move?
the boys from “whussup rockers” def. cute helps they in a hella good movie too.
if you’re a pedophile i totally am too because i love little skater boys. they’re the cutest things ever and make me giggle then i feel like a bad person because i’m pretty sure i’m 22 and not in high school anymore.
It’s so funny when you are 16 you don’t realize
that you are surrounded by cute boys.
Boys on skateboards make every girl
swoon.
Starbucks hottie might be in his teens. I can’t tell.
His smile lights up my world.
as long as they’re 18, i’m game. (i’m 22) or better yet, “If there’s grass on the field, play ball!”
i feel like once you’re into skaters, you’re never really NOT into skaters.
the best is when you score a hott skater boy thats in their early 20s. they do exist, I swear!!
ugh, currently on my way to pick up one of the few remaining 20 year old hottie skater boys to go with me to the roller derby. that shaggy hair, those purple dunks, the way his pants rest just below his ass (p.s. how the fuck to they get them to stay there?!)…how can i resist? and after the derb we’ll hit up a parking lot in which he’ll effortlessly bust moves on his board while i rock out on the trunk of my car feeling like i’m 18 again. too bad he’s cheap, awkward, and all his friends do dope…i think skater boys are officially the modern day greasers. but with wayyyy better hair.
I thought all the grown up 16 yr old skater boys were stashed in the mass appeal offices, no?
aaah yes, the pants below the ass. they do tricks and you see they’re boxers haha.
i remember having huuuuuge crushes on Muska and Tom Penny… but then muska got all hollywood, and tom penny is just weird.
update: he was indeed wearing sick shoes, i paid for everything, including his ticket and the beer he wasn’t old enough to purchase anyway, at one point in the night he pushed me off the ledge i was sitting on and all these people rushed to help me up…he laughed…we bet on the winner…i won, got a massage :o) , the goodnight kiss made me feel like a lizard was darting his tongue around in my mouth looking for flies. but that hair…
“all i need in life is my keyboard and my skateboard”
chadilac muskalade