Holy Wtf?!
June 9th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I know everyone is all about girl on the left. This is just another example of me being confused by that. Girl on the right is a friend of mine. So I am not going there. But, you guys are welcomed to!
CLICK for more photos from what appears to be the strangest party in the history of the world!
Agyness Deyn is both weird and creepy to me. I just don’t see her appeal. And this tutu thing is outta control. I saw two scene girls walking around with tutus on over their jeans one time when I was eating pizza. I was like, wtf? But times infinity. Also, this party had the weirdest dress code ever. I won’t even touch on the sheerness of that pink dress, because everyone else prolly will.
I didn’t go to the party but once MIA came to Atlanta and I got her to autograph my copy of Missbehave with her on the cover. It says, “Erika, thank you, see you soon xxx” It’s AWEsome. This story seemed somehow related to the one above.
its amazing how emilia can turn any conversation into one about mia. amazing in a baffling way.
thats retarded. i dont know why you hate steve aoki or whoever else. i have no idea. i lived in la for the past four years of my life. my friends are from there. maybe you dont like my friends. maybe you dont like people i am not friends with. this is just annoying at this point. you have friends.i dont make fun of them.
i dont have friends here. i have friends there.
im not following why every single time i say anything about any person from la you call me lame. then its like my under some impression that these people i am talking about are cool…tats what i am talking bout them? this is my life. get over it.
i dont make fun of you. your friends. your life.
BUT i am right now dude to the fact you are once again pointlessly talking about mia. and wait…i still dont like her which you are aware of.
bewbs
I think agnes is wierd looking(I also am biased b/c I got dumped for achick that could like BE her twin)…and I can just like hear sarahs rant from above…it was all said in like 28 seconds.with only like 5 pauses, I feel u, I wanna give u a hug and a xanax, then I’m not going to say the word xanax again for at least 72 hours
Fuck it I lied….xanax xanax xanax xanax, steve aoki steve aoki steve aoki, corey kennedy sucks!!!! Corey kennedy sucks!!!! cobrasnake cobrasnake cobrsnake cobrasnake…and just for me….brad hot brad hot brad hot!!! xoxo
don’t really have much to say about agyness. i don’t like her, don’t dislike her. as for the girl on the right, i love uffie and i think she looks mad hot in that dress. i saw these pics on hispterturnoff.com that sounded like an annoying spam ad, sorry!
xanax = yes
steve aoki = don’t know him enough to make an opinion, music is okay
girl on the left = not enough chest muscle to make this shit look good, but hot shirt nonetheless
girl on left = boring now that she’s mainstream popular
sarah/emilia, i can peer mediate. my method involves foam bats and whippits.
discuss.
that’s uffie, yes?
yeah, uf’s looking pretty rough but that’s not the first time she’s flaunted the girls like that: http://blog.jordanshaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/uffie.jpg
whatev…she’s fierce in my book.
I’m going to amend what I said about Uff’s boobage and say that at least they aren’t fake. I hate that shit. So she can fling ‘em over her shoulder for all I care. ROCK OUT UFFIE BABY!
yeah this is inspired by me and skys ichat conversation which was inspired by hipster runoff. actuaally my whole life is inspired by hipster runoff.
um… agyness changed her outfit 3 times that night. I need to start doing that. Oh wait, I can hardly afford one outfit. Boo.
hahaha @ the foam bats and whippits!
Do it! do it!
…and videotape so we can all share on the healing.
It would be the video of the year.
Agyness: weird
Uffie: umm… sometimes you feel like a nut…
MIA: always bangin!
sorry I had to
2008: Whippits and Foam Bats.
Who’s in?
I’ve always wanted to go to group therapy with my family and beat the shit out of them like on Fresh Prince, with foam bats. That’s some quality time right there.
i love foam bats! i also have this gun that shoots foam dart things. i’ll bring that too.
have to say ive never heard of uffie so i wiki’d her…cute but don’t dig the music =\ at least she does something and isnt one of those famous cuz im famous people
Omg!!! I had no idea that was anna..hmmmmmm
Okay we already mentioned Uffie huge nipples
I saw the pics on Hipsterrunoff too! All I have to say is Uffie has gutts to wear that dress! I myself have big natural boobs and whish I could do the braless thing! She looks confident so good for her! Model chick on the left…meh…doesn’t really do it for me. Party pics remind me of Zoolander! I was waiting for Mugatu to pop out and be like “Uffie is so hawt right now!” lol
With all of emilia’s comments deleted…it looks like sarah is phsyco and just like fighting with herself
I need to know why everyone is so siked on the girl on the left because I don’t get it…
I need to know why everyone is so siked on the girl on the left because I don’t get it…