Stop naming your kids Madison in 08
May 15th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
This is what a child named Madison generally looks like. I am still unsure how parents know their wrinkly discolored newborn will turn into an adorable blue eyed blonde child with a bob. They always do!
Here are the most popular baby names of 2007. The boys ones are fairly normal and boring. I have always really liked the name Jacob, so good job pro-creators!
Apparently, Olivia is hip these days.
Luckily my lil illegitimate offspring won’t have trouble being the 5th Ava or Joshua in their class. I have already selected Svedka and Alize for girls’ names and Yuengling or Tecate for my bois.
Do not steal my baby names if you get knocked up first.
At least your names are creative…even if they are kinda ghetto fabulous. But it is soooo annoying being an Erika. Once in my tech ed class there were three of us and we had to go by Erika 1, Erika 2…etc. And plus all other Erika’s have a habit of being evil betches. It was scientifically proven y’know.
Yuengling!!!! I love that stuff.
My kid’s middle name is going to be Danger.
I’ve even tiptoed on the idea of Blaze and Love for middle names.
I’d give them normal first middle names so they don’t hate me too much.
normal first names that is
i had a friend who wanted to name his son (assuming he actually has a child) arson. i think arson would be pretty cool. dont steal that name either.