Stalkertown
May 3rd, 2008 by Emilia
For some reason I’ve been on a Ryan Adams binge for the past few days. Actually, I just kinda re-discovered his album Heartbreaker and pretty much still think it’s fucking genius.
I know, I know… all the pitchfork-reading-nerds will tell you how he totally jumped the shark when he left his band Whiskeytown and didn’t stop releasing one crappy album after the other.
Personally, since I couldn’t care less about what the nerds say 1- because I’m rebellious like that, and 2- because I, like Olivia before me, have a crush on every single boy in the universe (especially if involves blue eyes, acoustic guitars and bs about girls being mean to them) I think everyone needs to buy this CD.
Besides, I ran into him in Soho once, and we totally had “a moment”. I thought about stalking following him around Manhattan for a sec. but then opted to text Ashley/my BFF from Seattle instead, who immidiately proceeded to have a heart attack next to her phone.
Anyway, THAT, and Mary saw Justin Timberlake at some bar yesterday. Did you guys ever run into any of your celeb crushes ever? If so, what was your reaction?
i read on some dumb site that ryan gosling has been canoodling (however thats spelled) with kirsten dunst here tho in nyc. it made me sad, but also way more stalkable.
Oh! Ryan Adams is cute! I had no idea what he looked like. I need boys who’ll get me out of the house so that I can stop blogging. Let’s go stalk guys, then we’ll have (creepy) stuff to write about.
ok. i havent left the house all day. i also havent showered since tues. can we drink while we stalk? i need to get away from this facebook chat thing thats stealing my life.
lets make a list of more dudes to stalk so that the chances of finding at least one improve
i think stalking ryan gosling is a decent alternative to stay in and comment on each other’s posts. that or speed dating. let s go!
hmm i am not showering so its needs to be like hiding in the bushes kind of stalking
lol!
I haven’t left the house yet either…is there a stalking that can be done without leaving the house at all? I like Joseph Gordon Levitt too…and I’ve seen him leaving a house? Can’t we just start hanging out at the clubs stars go to and try to kiss them by hiding behind them, hoping they will turn around and our lips will touch accidentally? Or like, wait until they’re getting into limos and then push away their girlfriends away and get in with them instead?
lets just stay in our respective houses, look out the windows for hot celeb boys, and report back with sightings in comment form here.
my neighbor downstairs looks like philip seymour hoffman. if i call him and ask him politely to turn the fucking music down, would that count as stalking?
Seth Rogen was at the little dive bar I go to once. I had my friend who was working on the movie he was filming introduce him when I got sufficiently wasted. We took a picture and I look completely and utterly insane in it.
my bff and i danced with heath ledger at punky reggae party in la last year.. our home away from home.. then he left with friends.. now i wish i woulda stalked him a little more..
what the hell? i randomly saw ryan adams on 14th street again today. weirddddddd. he has blue hair now and looks insane. ryan if you’re reading this, call me!
i was crushing on kanye west of all people…it lasted for 3 hours, i downloaded all his music, googled his pics and then realized i needed to get laid. i did. i don’t need kan anymore.
“my bff and i danced with heath ledger at punky reggae party in la last year.. our home away from home.. then he left with friends.. now i wish i woulda stalked him a little more..”
that’s hot and a bit sad