N.E.R.D Everyone Nose

May 22nd, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

This is N.E.R.D’s new video. Blah blah party photos, Pharrell, party photos. Then my girl Star rolls in. She is sort of the video vixen of the whole thing. So she is like out of her mind wasted. A party photographer is taking photos of her looking out of her mind wasted. She drinks out of the faucet. Appears wasted. Like it’s not even sorta sexy girl thing. She looks like she just got roofied and is about to do Pharrell, his entire entourage, the Cobrasnake, and Samantha Ronson. Star will inevitably see this by lunchtime and write me a bitchy text message.

But yeah, if you enjoy implied date rape. Check it out!

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14 Responses to “N.E.R.D Everyone Nose”

  1. May 22nd, 2008 at 10:25 am mrbehave Says:

    Is this jungle music?

  2. May 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 am Tianna_Tapioca Says:

    Yeah, WOW does she look like someone slipped something in her drink…

    Pharrell doesn’t seem to give a damn that she looks like she might pass out/puke on him in the middle of giving him head or getting ****ed, but I guess he’s used to that sort thing?

    This video is just a liiiitttttle sketchy..

  3. May 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am Tianna_Tapioca Says:

    This makes me a little sad, cuz i like Pharrell! Tisk tisk…

  4. May 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am Sarah Morrison Says:

    this is coke doing music hence the bathroom and line/sam and lohan

  5. May 22nd, 2008 at 11:35 am Fletcher Says:

    i was with my girl the night someone roofied her drink (without my even knowing - WTF?!) and until I had to take her to the hospital when she started seizing and barfing, she was acting JUST.LIKE.THIS. pharrell, you should know better…or do you?

  6. May 22nd, 2008 at 11:48 am Sarah Morrison Says:

    i got roofied once. it was fucked. i am not elaborating.

  7. May 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm mari Says:

    no way dude you have to elaborate after mentioning it. SPILL IT!

    also, this is pharrell and nerd thinking they’re all cool and groundbreaking with their cobrasnake/hipster scene video. ehhhhh….

  8. May 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 pm betseyj Says:

    there is this girl in miami who has been known to Roof dudes. She did it to my friend on his birthday.

  9. May 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 pm euphrosini Says:

    isn’t this breaking some kind if post-rehab violation for Lindsey to be in this?

    I don’t think Pharrell is exactly promoting getting roofied .. its more like mocking people who get that fucked up. Atleast thats what I got from it…

  10. May 22nd, 2008 at 2:05 pm mrbehave Says:

    aside from the sketchy san bernadino music, i’m with euphrosini, which i had to spell out in my mind as i typed it, and it looks like a mock of what it’s like to go out right now, well in some places. as for getting roofied, it’s back isn’t it? gosh everything experiences nostalgia. are people doing ghb too?

  11. May 22nd, 2008 at 2:36 pm Jessica Says:

    This is awkward, I feel like I’m watching some creeper pick out his victim.

  12. May 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 pm skyferreira Says:

    Why does lohan look 50? God…now all pharrell needs to do is wear a wig.

  13. May 23rd, 2008 at 8:37 am Baby Sinead Says:

    I sent this to my mom and the “removed by request” thing confused her. She actually though the extras a
    had asked for things to be removed.

    I think calling this implied date rape is a bit much, it’s supposed to be Bronques taking pictures of a wasted chick…and she did a good job. The whole video is just mocking people who do cocaine.

  14. May 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm Sarah Morrison Says:

    yeah but coke doesnt make you drunk.

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