My diet starts today (srsly)
May 30th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Me and Olivia ate an entire large popcorn with buttery topping, last night. Today I have plans to somehow begin this quest to lose 10 pounds that I have been talking about, but failing to actually put any effort into. I had the brilliant idea to consume a sensible diet of only Jamba Juice with the occasinal Pinkberry for dessert. Other notable ideas have been eating vegetables, not drinking beer, watching less tv, excercise, meth, and maybe not eating an entire large popcorn at the movies. I have not come up with a definitive diet plan as of yet. But, I am walking to Missbehave today. I guarantee no one believes I will actually do this. I will probably whine and have to rest every ten feet or so. It will probably be dark by the time I get there. Leave the lights on for me!
didn’t that pretzel and frosting stint work?
right before my wedding, my best friend who’s a personal trainer kept telling me to eat watermelon because it prevents bloating
and oatmeal will help you stay full longer…
The easiest way to lose those ten pounds would definitely be to catch mono. Of course, you need to have a few empty weeks on your hands, but 10 pounds, gone like that! And then while you’re on bedrest, in between blogging and watching Youtube, you can rent For Keeps? this great movie with Molly Ringwald which I’m watching on Oxygen, and it’s really good and different than the rest of her ubiquitous 80s movies, ’cause she’s pregnant and in high school and…oh, I think I went on a tangent there. Good luck. Kthxbai.
you could just spend all your food money on new clothes haha
I’m a fatty too! I made soup stock and will be eating that all day. And by all day, I mean until 5:30 when I go to Serendipity for a frozen hot cocoa and greasy food. Maybe if we starve together, we can make it. Can’t promise I won’t ruin it with the munchies though.
I just bought $100 of cooking equipment to start a soup diet. I learned I hate cooking soup, especially the part where I have to eat it but I love shopping for pots and ladles in Williams Sonoma. Go figure…
Meth diet sounds plausible, and you know you’ll keep off the pounds because your teeth will fall out preventing you from actually eating any solid food, such as popcorn. Hooray weight loss problems solved.
i agree with erika get mono
lots of sex and black coffee… the caffeine speeds up your metabolism, the water in it keeps you hydrated and there isn’t any fat to speak of!
the sex is self-explanatory…
but i’m still all over your frosting and pretzel idea. i also like to just eat cheetos with (low-fat?) cream cheese…
okay, so maybe minus the low-fat part…
i have dark chocolate in my “goodie drawer” right now, and there is nothing that is stopping me from eating ALL of it…help!
u guys are already both super cute (u and olivia) and already have great bodies why try and lose weight..heroin chic has been out for years but if you would like to lose it fast I hear crack works miracles…
i just want to fit into my clothes. i could care if i was this size, but when i put my clothes on its like
“fat man in a little jacket” kinda ish. its not a good look. i really like my clothes and want to wear them.
ok so basically this is what you need to do..
throw up it seriously works
because so far i’ve seen no side effects on me, seriously.
at first i did the whole laxative shit
i was downing correctal with magnisium milk o_0
but then i ended up in the ER
it was no big though… i lived.
anyhooters throwing up works
and its really easy
meth works wonders too
but it will make your face ugly.
;D