My Benihana wedding
May 4th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
No matter how this comes out, you bitches are gonna still make fun of me. Somewhere, along the lines of my stupid-ass existence I became borderline famous. More impressively it was due to the Cobrasnake and my “way too much Information” Myspace blogs.
The repercussions were the fact that basically the only dudes that approach me in any sorta “I might want to fuck you” way are like uber famous DJs. Therefore I somehow became the fucking Paris Hilton of the LA nightlife scene. I am 28 , haven’t showered since Monday, and I am ready to BBM.
You ho’s are talking about dates, dinners, and fucking weird dudes that you will never see again. The only sorta date i have had in years has been when Steve Aoki rolls into town and buys me meals. Regardless about your feeling for Steve, I am sorta realizing he is my last option. Our relationship consisted of a series of drunken screaming matches about money, interns, and door revenues, until recently.
Somehow it has transformed into paid meals and mid afternoon calls to just “talk.” Highlights of said new chapter have been him drunkenly calling listing reasons why we should start dating. I think I may have reached the end. I think I am going to have to marry Steve Aoki. I mean i guess our babies would be cute, If you licked them they might taste like Benihana’s. See you bitches and your babies in the Silverlake dog-park!
ok i seriously just left you a myspace comment
about mr. aoki and how you should be at his show
in honolulu on tuesday. quick, propose to him,
have him fly you down for said show, do a quickie
wedding on the beach, fornicate that night and bam!
babies. also we could be fake friends for like 2 minutes at the show.
Does that mean that Devon will be your maid of honor? Wait, do you have her number? We need her for the cover of our magazine!
tell olivia that
oh really sally lets take this off the blog.
who’s steve aoki?
but rlly you ho’s should be like trying to befriend me like wayyy better(olivia) to get your selves into this wedding.
maybe youll see devon at the wedding ho’s!
i was just listening to his cd–will that be playing at this wedding?
i heart mrbehave….best name ever. I’d be psyched if you had Steve Aoki’s babies. I like Asian babies way more than the other flavors. And I just pretend I have dates so I can sit at home and mourn the fact that our blog commenters like you more than me. But then sometimes I remember that your job is to blog and I wonder why I blog so much…like maybe I’m competing with you…so maybe I give up.
OMG, are those cookie monster cupcakes with cookies in thier mouths? That is FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
i have way more respect for mr aoki ever since he kicked this obnoxious guy’s ass inside a charter bus when we were coming from a wesc party in the hamptons. so yes, you get my approval to marry him
you can only get married and have babies if you blog about it.
O & S I dont know why yall air your dirty laundry on the blog…can we have piece in the Middle east or just settle your differences in a dance battle at the next party!
[…] Sarah Morrison on Steve Aoki: “The only sorta date i have had in years has been when Steve Aoki rolls into town and buys me meals. Regardless about your feeling for Steve, I am sorta realizing he is my last option. Our relationship consisted of a series of drunken screaming matches about money, interns, and door revenues, until recently.” Priceless. [Missbehave] […]
olivia is a pretty name
So I think that the name of this post should be changed to “reagan’s 26th birthday and a bennihana wedding”…I’m just saying…
A. Mark gave me that stupid hamburger shirt for my birthday last year(yay thanks!!! )
B. The shirt you are wearing in the picture is also the shirt you are wearing from said birthday(pictures with date stamps,duh)
Anyways…..I’m pretty much ready for the wedding but don’t invite devon…..you have to be the biggest deal there(at least the biggest deal with a vagina)
So I think that the name of this post should be changed to “reagan’s 26th birthday and a bennihana wedding”…I’m just saying…
A. Mark gave me that stupid hamburger shirt for my birthday last year(yay thanks!!! )
B. The shirt you are wearing in the picture is also the shirt you are wearing from said birthday(pictures with date stamps,duh)
Anyways…..I’m pretty much super excited for the wedding but don’t invite devon…..you have to be the biggest deal there(at least the biggest deal with a vagina)