Mother Teresa joins the Starbucks team!

May 28th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

Oh look, some dumb Starbuck’s girl thinks she is the new Montel Williams. She admits to replacing the twinsies non-fat lattes with full fat ones to help the sisters out. Omg, I think she did it to me too. Oh that’s why I can’t get into my jeans! Stay away from Starbucks, it’s jealous of us and wants to make us fatties!

4 Responses to “Mother Teresa joins the Starbucks team!”

  1. Shelton Says:

    I used to work at Starbucks. I would do this to people. Sometimes it was just a mistake I didn’t want to fix, sometimes it was because I was pissed off.

    When I order coffee now, I watch carefully what they’re doing just in case someone is like me.

  2. Jessica Fletcher Says:

    I used to work there too and would “coke up” the pushy stroller moms with caffeine if they were rude to me. Oops. But seriously, that’s awesome about the milk maid.

  3. erikamarie Says:

    NO ONE CAN BE THE NEXT MONTEL WILLIAMS. Starbucks homegirl is merely an idiot. Not because she works at Starbucks (which is a creepy cult establishment), but because she thinks a little milk will save the Olsen twins. It’s not like she put common sense in their lattes. Montel Williams is a one and only. The end.

  4. Sarah Morrison Says:

    ha no one CAN be the next montel, you are right erika.
    rip montel.

    rip

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