Maybe Lohan does steal shit?
May 7th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

I was so over Lauren Hastings when she whined and bitched to anyone that would listen about some party at her apartment where Lohan supposedly stole a bunch of homegirl’s clothes. Lauren ripped out tabloid photos of LL in said items and then detailed what i thought was some dumb pathetic attention getting scam in her freaking Myspace blogs. But, now some girl claims that Lohan stole her craze expensive fur coat. She says after a call to Lohan’s lawyer, it mysteriously showed back up at her apartment.
Lauren, her BBM screenshots, and Buzznet videos pleading for her Tsubi’s back still make me throw up in my mouth more than a little. But, maybe Lohan is stealing people’s crap? If so, that’s kind of awesome. High five grrl.





















my husband said he would leave me for Lindsay Lohan
I’m pretty sure I have a better shot with her than he does.
My question is why LL would steal? Don’t celebs make enough money to get their own clothes?
Remember when Lindsay Lohan couldn’t afford underwear? I remember… I remember…
I was going to also say that my penis remembers too but uhmm… he didn’t b/c it looked gross.
Well if LL is stealing out of other people’s closet it looks like she still can’t afford underwear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMCG1KBRHA
what a ho
omfg that girl is like lohan is 15 years !
oops in
advice: accelerate to maximum cuntosity when lohan ins around. you’ll be protecting yourself.
Okay. Can we start screenshotting our bbms sarah?
Im too lazy to scan….so il just take a picture of the picture