Bleaching Stuff…
May 21st, 2008 by OliviaOne day I was bored and looking through drugstore websites when I came across Shop In Private which, I’ve come to understand, is for ordering sketchy things…like “anal bleach” which is actually just skin fading cream…but then I’ve found out that this is a national phenomenon mentioned in a “Dr. 90210″ episode? I guess the gays are into it? Is this really necessary? Was I supposed to be doing this?
“We looked high and low to find the right product to use to bleach the skin around your anus. I know this sounds completely outrageous and even perverted, but it is our job. Afterall, the purpose of ShopInPrivate.com is to prevent you from having to ask your pharmacist an embarrassing question.Anyway, here is the product that you should try if you want to keep your bum-hole looking younger. It is a 2% hydroquinone formula that is gentle enough for most people to use in sensitive areas.”-Shopinprivate.com (they’re super helpful obviously)
“I’m like a girl who just got a boob job,” he laughs. “I’m constantly showing my ass off at parties, and friends are always like, ‘I’m jealous! I’m jealous!’” -a gay guy (obviously)
Do people who aren’t bleaching have “old” looking bum-holes? What the hell does that mean!??!!
How many people care what your ass-hole looks like? Maybe there’s some kind of standards people want to live up to. This is kind of creepy.
fuck this makes me self conscious about my asshole.
First it’s wrinkles & fine lines on the face, now the ass?
What’s next?
“keep your bum-hole looking younger” - um, what!? what is this obsession with youth? why fight age, just look at joan rivers, she’s living (though that’s questionable) proof of a futile fight with age…just accept it…and STOPPING BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE!
Apparently porn stars, gay guys and hollywood wives.
I dunno, I guess if your asshole is on constant display… no, there is still no reason. It makes it look more “appetizing” MMmMMm bleached starfish!
This site is amazing…They have a whole Home testing kit section…HIV tests are sold out…I can kinda see why…who the hell wants to roll up in your local CVS and buys that shit.
wow, thats intense, even from a gay guys perspective THAT. is just not ok….NOT…ok…
wow.
I still have so many unanswered questions. It’s probably better that way but,
wow…
anal bleaching is popular in the porn industry.
also no more chocolate star fishes
I really am curious in a sick and perverted way as to what exactly an “old” anus looks like. Anus’s are really not that attractive in the first place, for christ sakes shit comes out of the god damn thing. There have got to be people outside of the porn industry and prostitutes who bleach their assholes…I should get my nails done tomorrow, and my eyebrows could use a good wax, and oh I hope my asshole is looking youthful and wrinkle free, better pick up some anal bleach.