OMG my favorite new tv show
April 26th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
The Paper is the funniest show ever, like so funny. Its about the editor of a high school newspaper who is on this uber amazing power trip due to said status. This girl is fucking crazy hilarious. Her hilarity/superiority complex obvi isn’t appreciated by her editoiral staff. So half the show is this girl being neurotic and talking to her dog about how cool being editor is. The other half is the newspaper staff making fun of her behind her back.
Basically, it’s Missbehave the teenage years. Mary thinks we can’t hear her confiding to her pet hamster about how hard is being so pretty and powerful, how us little people are so disposable and inappropriately dressed. Olivia told me one time she walked in and Mary was standing on her chair in her office with her hands out in the air going “I’m king of the world!” all Titanic style.
Oh hai, MTV call me.
That’s true. I did tell you that. Mary is REALLY powerful. And pretty. I like The Paper…except that nothing has happened besides the shit talking and this girl being a total sociopath. It is pretty amazing though. Hey crazy girl, wanna be an editorial intern?
It wasn’t a chair. It was an ottoman. It wasn’t “King of the World.” It was “veni, vidi, vici” because Julius Ceasar RULES! And whatever, like I haven’t seen you drunk with power cackling maniacally and rubbing your hands together over this ANTB competition…