I am racist

Welcome to day 2 of me at Coachella. It’s basically yesterday, but I have relocated to the side of the house where the music isn’t as loud and I don’t have to look at girls in bikinis and deal with people remarking how “Sarah” I am being by sitting on a laptop blogging from a party. So, basically way less people are annoying me. I am easily annoyed. I am even more easily annoyed in the heat. Two people just came and sat down next to me and were asking me if i worked for BPM and stuff. I tried to ignore them, but they were drunk and kind of funny. I explained that my friends are DJing and made me come.

The dude was like “Your friend is a really good DJ.” Due to the fact I have only been to the party area twice to get Hypnotic laced popsicles, I have no idea who is DJing. So I go, “Which one?” He awkwardly replies, “The one DJing.” So I am like, “Well, the black one or the Asian one?” He gets sort of uncomfortable and explains how he doesn’t really pay attention to that kind of stuff. He gets weirder and goes, “I don’t know, I try not to notice.” It takes me a minute to figure out what the hell he is talking about, due to the fact I have slept like 8 hours total in the past 72 hours. Apparently, he is referring to my black/Asian comment.

I shrug, “They both are brown, have penises, and play music. That’s sort of all i got.”

Btw, Gina is wearing some weird slutty black bathing suit-ish thing and silver hot shorts. When she walked out of the bathroom this morning, I started laughing hysterically, pointing, and going “You are a hooker!” She grabbed some equally slutty black bathing suit, put it on AGAIN with the silver hot pants, stormed out of the bathroom and was like, “Happy now?” So, I fake looked for clear heels. She got annoyed. Since we were already half an hour late, everybody sort of just gave up on the whole Gina looks like a cheap hooker thing. They sort of focussed more on the Gina has clothes on so we can leave the house thing, instead.

JUST IN: Gina just said Nicole Ritchie and Omarosa are here. (Seperately) If I had a lil more energy I would totz go tell Omarosa what a crazy cunt she is, but I don’t so I prolly won’t.

Time for more Hypnotic popsicles, my battery is dying.